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Post by frinspar on Dec 1, 2012 0:45:31 GMT -5
Singer Sting is a hippie-dippy health nut that will put on his futuristic space underpants and stab the shit out of a motherfucker.
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Post by SweetZombieJesus on Dec 1, 2012 0:55:04 GMT -5
I want a tag team steel cage match of that! You mean a 2-on-1 handicap steel cage match? Sex Pistol Sid has been dead for over 30 years now.
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Post by Asp Me Anything on Dec 1, 2012 1:06:03 GMT -5
No.
Fucker better come back the fuck alive.
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Post by SweetZombieJesus on Dec 1, 2012 1:15:50 GMT -5
Har!
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Post by NecroDragon on Dec 1, 2012 14:58:09 GMT -5
That's a pretty funny observation asp!
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Post by S. Griffin on Dec 1, 2012 15:02:37 GMT -5
Singer Sting is a hippie-dippy health nut that will put on his futuristic space underpants and stab the shit out of a motherfucker. Why prolong the inveitbo?
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Post by NecroDragon on Dec 1, 2012 15:04:28 GMT -5
This thread proves that it's better to come up with an original idea rather than try to recapture the magic of the original by remaking it.
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Post by SkellyMan on Dec 2, 2012 1:02:28 GMT -5
we sell no science or chemistry sets at target, yet we have toy mCd's registers...... i think we lost faith in the future of our children
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Post by frinspar on Dec 2, 2012 15:52:10 GMT -5
It sucks knowing that what the team you want to lose needs to make happen is likely going to happen. And then it happens.
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Post by frinspar on Dec 3, 2012 1:13:38 GMT -5
I looked over at the Mrs. computer just now and saw the weirdest butt ever. I didn't know people got butt implants, but apparently they do, and sometimes they flip over, and need to be flipped back in place. Horrifying. What the fuck is wrong with people? Vain fucktards.
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Post by Knockworstface on Dec 3, 2012 7:27:05 GMT -5
I looked over at the Mrs. computer just now and saw the weirdest butt ever. I didn't know people got butt implants, but apparently they do, and sometimes they flip over, and need to be flipped back in place. Horrifying. What the fuck is wrong with people? Vain fucktards. Bruce and Harriett Nyborg would never in a million years would consider butt implants. No butt implants for The Nyborgs.
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Post by frinspar on Dec 3, 2012 14:50:29 GMT -5
What about the guys in One Direction? Do you think butt implants would get in the way of how their suspenders hang? Would One Direction consider butt implants? Any butt implant stories?
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Post by Knockworstface on Dec 3, 2012 15:57:58 GMT -5
What about the guys in One Direction? Do you think butt implants would get in the way of how their suspenders hang? Would One Direction consider butt implants? Any butt implant stories? Do you have any stories regarding the Nyborgs regarding butt implants? frinspar? ;D
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Post by frinspar on Dec 3, 2012 16:04:03 GMT -5
The ratio of lurkers to posters tells me that sooner than later the only thing all you lurkers are going to have to read that changes around here will be the "who's online" list, and it'll just be showing each of you waiting for one of the others to post first. The opportunity for you to say something is all right here.
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Post by username on Dec 3, 2012 16:46:33 GMT -5
^
Something.
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Post by frinspar on Dec 3, 2012 16:50:23 GMT -5
^ I don't get it.
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Post by username on Dec 3, 2012 16:52:21 GMT -5
^
You said post something.
I'm lazy and broke and I just got fired again and my sarcasm isn't up to it's usual lazy brilliance.
Although, I gotta say: this is the first time I've ever been fired from a job for actually expecting to get paid for the time I worked.
That was new.
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Post by frinspar on Dec 3, 2012 16:53:59 GMT -5
Your sarcasm detector is also fucking broken. ;D
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Post by username on Dec 3, 2012 16:55:48 GMT -5
^
Probably.
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Post by scotchplay on Dec 3, 2012 17:07:20 GMT -5
^ You said post something. I'm lazy and broke and I just got fired again and my sarcasm isn't up to it's usual lazy brilliance. Although, I gotta say: this is the first time I've ever been fired from a job for actually expecting to get paid for the time I worked. That was new. is this something you could file a complaint with the workforce commission about? Or at least make the fuckers pay unemployment?
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Post by username on Dec 3, 2012 17:11:06 GMT -5
^
No, you see it was a part time thing driving a medical transport. When you get hired they make you sign that magical 'independent contractor' form which allows them to get away with fucking you as hard as they want. The guy paid me in cash and as far as I know, there's no no evidence I worked there at all. I was supposed to be making $70 for seven hours of work. Turns out you'll work up to 12 hours a day and they pay you by the trip which means that one day I worked 13 hours and drove 157 miles, I only make $30.
That's what I get for working for a motherfucker from Pakistan. Never again.
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Post by razkazz on Dec 3, 2012 17:55:15 GMT -5
^Is it the economy that's making employers huger cunts? I've never been treated as shitty as I was at my most recent job that I quit. And even though you weren't driving an ambulance I'm still picturing you as Nicolas Cage in Bringing Out The Dead.
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Post by username on Dec 3, 2012 18:12:36 GMT -5
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It's more of a glorified cab driver.
If someone started dying in your van, you pull over, call an ambulance and then that's it. You're actually supposed to wait outside the vehicle because you're not trained to offer medical assistance and it removes the temptation to do so.
Doesn't matter. I hated that fucking job and now I can find something else. Everything balances out in the end. That guy will piss off the wrong person and he'll get beaten to death or shot. I'm not going to war over $250.
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Post by frinspar on Dec 3, 2012 21:04:13 GMT -5
I finally got the last coin I needed of the 50 state quarters set. Decided originally to just let them come to me in change, rather than seek out specific quarters or buying them anywhere. Now I have Wyoming carded and in the book. ;D
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Post by magneto1138 on Dec 3, 2012 21:52:53 GMT -5
What are you going to buy with all those quarters?
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Post by razkazz on Dec 3, 2012 22:03:07 GMT -5
Spend each at an arcade in their respective state.
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Post by S. Griffin on Dec 3, 2012 22:07:31 GMT -5
They still have arcades?
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Post by frinspar on Dec 3, 2012 22:14:52 GMT -5
What are you going to buy with all those quarters? CANDY! Spend each at an arcade in their respective state. That would actually be a fun thing to do. Then I'll take the D.C. one and throw it at the Capitol Building and run.
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Post by razkazz on Dec 3, 2012 22:36:18 GMT -5
I hear Alaska has some of the best. ;D
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Post by magneto1138 on Dec 3, 2012 22:46:47 GMT -5
What are you going to buy with all those quarters? CANDY! Spend each at an arcade in their respective state. Then I'll take the D.C. one and throw it at the Capitol Building and run. Nah, just wait until the convert the Lincoln Memorial into the worlds biggest Zoltar machine.
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