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Post by frinspar on Dec 3, 2012 22:48:54 GMT -5
Oh. Fuck. Yeah.
"I wanna be REALLY big."
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Post by razkazz on Dec 3, 2012 22:52:14 GMT -5
I looked over at the Mrs. computer just now and saw the weirdest butt ever. I didn't know people got butt implants, but apparently they do, and sometimes they flip over, and need to be flipped back in place. Horrifying. What the fuck is wrong with people? Vain fucktards. LOL I had to google that. It looks like Q*bert.
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Post by frinspar on Dec 3, 2012 22:54:18 GMT -5
Holy crap! It does. ;D It's a disturbing thing to see her flip that thing around.
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Post by frinspar on Dec 3, 2012 23:14:42 GMT -5
Venting plasma from the warp nacelles is the go-to move for Enterprise captains. They should just start calling it "Last Ditch Tactic For Guaranteed Success With 5 Minutes Left in the Show Maneuver."
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Post by username on Dec 3, 2012 23:19:09 GMT -5
^
Just finished reading "Redshirts" by John Scalzi.
It's one of the most brilliant deconstructions of televised Sci-Fi I've ever seen in my life. Totally reverent, but still an effective pisstake. It addresses these things quite well. I highly recommend it.
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Post by frinspar on Dec 3, 2012 23:26:48 GMT -5
Gotta hit the used book store soon, I'll see if they have it.
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Post by NecroDragon on Dec 4, 2012 1:09:26 GMT -5
I looked over at the Mrs. computer just now and saw the weirdest butt ever. I didn't know people got butt implants, but apparently they do, and sometimes they flip over, and need to be flipped back in place. Horrifying. What the fuck is wrong with people? Vain fucktards. Caught her watching booty porn, huh?
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Post by frinspar on Dec 4, 2012 1:20:13 GMT -5
Only the weirdest for her! ;D
Came up in a Google News list. And really, how can a person NOT click a link that talks about defective butt implants? LOL
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Post by NecroDragon on Dec 4, 2012 1:26:38 GMT -5
That's just asking for trouble!
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Post by NOTtehFACE on Dec 4, 2012 11:23:24 GMT -5
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Post by frinspar on Dec 5, 2012 20:24:52 GMT -5
^ I observe that your image does not work.
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Post by NecroDragon on Dec 6, 2012 23:04:03 GMT -5
Observed and REPORTED.
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Post by username on Dec 7, 2012 0:18:19 GMT -5
I've observed that women who have committed a billion violations of sanity seem to think it's unfair that you hold that against them, yet have no problem throwing your own transgressions back in your face whenever it suits their needs.
I mean for example: I wouldn't dream of fucking around with someone fresh out of rehab and reminding them why they were horrible cunts in the first place, I mean it might drive them right back to the kinds of behavior they were trying to end in the first place.
Women on the other hand, do not care about this rather impressive violation of the social contract and will do everything up and including waving the thing you were addicted to in your face. Pussy, booze, drugs, bath salts whatever your poison, crazy is crazy. There's no cure for that.
Yet, you remind them of one single, solitary thing they've done to you and you're the one who can't get over the past. I'm not angry about this, just noticing the horrible double standard. When you overcome your problems on your own, somehow you're less sensitive and special than someone who actually sought out professional help.
Yet, when the person who did it on their own seems to be more stable than the person who just spent lots and lots of money on professional help to do the same thing, people seem to resent that. In my humble opinion this calls into question the validity of professional help in general. Why would you pay so much to emerge in such a fragile state that the mere mention of something that should be apologized for could send you right back to the behavior you were supposedly cured of?
Makes no sense does it? It certainly doesn't to me. I think if you want to stop doing something, you just stop doing it. It's not that hard. You simply do nothing. Doing nothing is the easiest thing in the world. After a bit your behavior pattern changes and you're not even tempted by the former behavior. I mean there is a choice involved to be sure and I think that the choice is the difference between those who simply pull themselves together and those who are presented with an institutionalized solution. It's easy not to be an addict in an institutional setting. You can't! They won't let you. But, you're confronted with the thing you're trying to avoid every minute. You're involved in groups and therapy and constantly tackling said issue while being forced into horrible sobriety. Then when you complete you're set out into the world again with one mandate: avoid the thing you're trying to overcome at all costs.
This form of treatment is insanity to me. You're taking one addiction and replacing it with a constant struggle to avoid the thing you were addicted to. This is not recovery, it's simply being controlled by said addiction in a different way. You never make 'the choice'. You never get angry at the fact you're a massive cunt and you're ruining your life and the lives of everyone around you. You just go to rehab and suddenly you're all unfucked.
There are many steps to take on the way to being unfucked. First you have to identify the cause of being fucked and very rarely is that cause the thing you're ruining your life with. The booze, drugs, etc is just a symptom. Once you identify the cause of the fucking you can address what actions you could take that would let you stop hurting and therefore stop trying to destroy yourself for whatever reason you identify. The next step is to eliminate the cause of feeling fucked. However you do this is up to you, however I've discovered that 'staying positive' isn't a viable option, at least not for me. I've discovered that the best course of action is.....well, action.
Therapy arms you with a bunch of useless tools, diagrams, steps, activities and mantras but in the end it also teaches you that action in general is frowned upon and unhealthy. Anger is discouraged, when you should be angry about the fact that you've turned into such a hopeless fuckwit. Anger and action are the key, yet when put into a rehab setting you're told you're at the mercy of your addiction. How can you ever take charge of anything if you're at the mercy of well.....anything? People are paying thousands of dollars to be told by people with medical credentials that "It's not your fault."
Well, all I have to say to that is: "It is your fault. Entirely your fault." Everything you let happen to you. Everything you've done as a result. It's all your fault and no one else's. Once you realize that no matter what there are some things you can't make up for and there's nowhere to go but up, that's when you make the choice, get angry and change. But, you have to do that with the realization that you are going to be held responsible for what you did, regardless.
People fresh out of rehab don't seem to get this. More importantly they think they can inflict themselves on you with abandon because you were a part of the reason they were in there to begin with. They seem to think that following some magical set of steps will set them free. They want to apologize, yet never seem to want to take responsibility for anything they've done. They don't want to hear things like: "Saying I'm sorry after everything that's happened is like putting a band-aid on a decapitated man's neck stump." No, they just want you to go along, despite having gone through the exact same thing ON YOUR OWN. More importantly, coming to the realization that "Sorry" doesn't mean a whole fucking lot and you're going to have to live with your mistakes. Period.
And then they want to get mad at you because despite it all, they're fucking pissed off that you seem to be normal while they're a shaky bundle of sweaty, unattractive and to be honest.....FATTER AND INCREDIBLY BEDRAGGLED IN THE OLD, VICTORIAN WHORE SENSE, nerves.
Amazing really. Fucking amazing.
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Post by frinspar on Dec 7, 2012 23:31:06 GMT -5
Why do I want the people on Gold Rush to succeed, but the guys on Jungle Gold to get chopped into bits by locals with machetes and then run through a rock smasher by the Chinese?
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Post by S. Griffin on Dec 7, 2012 23:46:29 GMT -5
^That's weird. What you're saying about the guys on Jungle Gold makes perfect sense, but wanting the Gold Rush fuckers to succeed?
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Post by frinspar on Dec 7, 2012 23:59:10 GMT -5
Don't normally watch Gold Rush, but I don't see anyone here as fucking moronic and insanely arrogant and embarrassingly entitled as the two cunts on Jungle Gold. God, I hate those guys.
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Post by SkellyMan on Dec 8, 2012 0:22:02 GMT -5
A lot of people, and I do mean a lot, are out of touch with reality
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Post by frinspar on Dec 8, 2012 16:31:13 GMT -5
I care nothing for either team, but I want Navy to win because their helmet design is really nifty.
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Post by frinspar on Dec 8, 2012 20:28:18 GMT -5
I keep thinking skeletonman's avatar is Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs, not the guy from Clerks.
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Post by SkellyMan on Dec 8, 2012 20:52:28 GMT -5
I keep thinking skeletonman's avatar is Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs, not the guy from Clerks. "It rubs the salsa on its skin"
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Post by NecroDragon on Dec 9, 2012 0:25:58 GMT -5
Ha, I can see how one would think that.
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Post by frinspar on Dec 9, 2012 23:11:42 GMT -5
I wonder if NFL camera operators have a pool to see who can get more close-up shots of players spitting aired in a broadcast.
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Post by frinspar on Dec 11, 2012 0:44:23 GMT -5
So Chevy "One Note" chase leaves 'Community' after whining about how shitty being on a lowly sit-com is, trying to pretend he's better than that, then makes a couple of Old fucking Navy ads, playing off the only character that ever made him popular to begin with. Chevy is a booger floating in the contents of a used douche bag.
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Post by S. Griffin on Dec 11, 2012 1:08:40 GMT -5
Ewww, that's a really really gross kind of booger.
And yeah, I saw one of those Old Navy ads a week or so ago and actually said to the television, "You left Community to reprise Clark Griswald in a fucking Old Navy ad. You're more pathetic than I thought."
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Post by frinspar on Dec 11, 2012 1:11:16 GMT -5
It's like he's afflicted with Bill Murray's obnoxious asshole disease, except that he hasn't done shit in forever.
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Post by S. Griffin on Dec 11, 2012 1:23:57 GMT -5
Nothing besides Community, anyway.
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Post by frinspar on Dec 11, 2012 1:35:26 GMT -5
Exactly. The only other thing that's gotten him recognition, he shits on. Which he only got for being Clark Griswold.
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Post by S. Griffin on Dec 11, 2012 2:21:05 GMT -5
I notice that a lot of old comedians and comedic actors from that generation, Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, Andrew Dice Clay (just to name a few) seem to be severely lacking in humility Why? I suppose they could be like Martin Short and have humility but no shame; still some balance would be nice.
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Post by S. Griffin on Dec 11, 2012 2:24:35 GMT -5
I swear to God, if John Belushi were still alive, he'd punch Chevy Chase AND Bill Murray in their fucking faces and tell them to stop acting like such fucking Divas. In Murray's case it's arguable, but Chase doesn't have the relevance or pull in the industry he somehow seems to think he still has. It's like he really is Pierce Hawthorne.
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Post by frinspar on Dec 11, 2012 2:45:16 GMT -5
I saw that Zissou crap movie. It was shit. I do not like Anderson's movies anyway. Murray is a sack. A hack, whatever. He thinks waaaaay too goddamn much of himself. He's never been an "actor" and "Razor's Edge" legitimized a guy who shouldn't have been. He is Joe Pesci in "Goodfellas" when he found out he was a 'made man'. It's just that no one's put the bullet behind his ear yet.
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