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Post by j97e on Nov 19, 2012 0:45:21 GMT -5
^ I was not saying I do not contribute myself. Kill Oprah, she's a cunt.
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Post by frinspar on Nov 19, 2012 0:47:29 GMT -5
There ya go, tough guy. Also, on that Oprah show, whenever she was out in public and normal people were around and looking at her she was smiling bug-eyed back at them as if to say, "I know right?!" And several times she actually sang her own revelatory angel chorus during those moments. It was so weird.
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Post by j97e on Nov 19, 2012 0:54:36 GMT -5
I am not a guy.
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Post by frinspar on Nov 19, 2012 0:59:48 GMT -5
Dude, I know. Thus the winky. How long you think I've been here? ;D
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Post by j97e on Nov 19, 2012 1:01:46 GMT -5
Not sure, sis..... A year? whatever u say, girlfriend
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Post by frinspar on Nov 19, 2012 1:09:17 GMT -5
Since the dawn of time. Or at least, since the dawn of Spawnies.
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Post by ravenmaniac on Nov 19, 2012 8:07:00 GMT -5
They immediately started having an affair. The scumbag was engaged at the time. He ended up going through with the wedding and had a kid with his wife, all while keeping up the affair. He then left his wife for my sister in law when his kid was 3 months old.
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Post by ravenmaniac on Nov 19, 2012 8:12:01 GMT -5
There ya go, tough guy. Also, on that Oprah show, whenever she was out in public and normal people were around and looking at her she was smiling bug-eyed back at them as if to say, "I know right?!" And several times she actually sang her own revelatory angel chorus during those moments. It was so weird. Sounds like she's not that way when the cameras aren't rolling. A co-worker saw her in the elevator at her gym. She was giving her personal assistant a bunch of shit because they wouldn't open the gym an hour early just for her. She gave my friend a look like, "Don't even think about talking to me" so she didn't acknowledge that she knew her.
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Post by NecroDragon on Nov 20, 2012 3:23:46 GMT -5
Dude, I know. Thus the winky. How long you think I've been here? ;D It's you and your damn fickle name changing.
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Post by NecroDragon on Nov 20, 2012 3:27:34 GMT -5
I call my girlfriend bro and dude a lot. It's funny.
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Post by frinspar on Nov 20, 2012 15:30:52 GMT -5
Dude, I know. Thus the winky. How long you think I've been here? ;D It's you and your damn fickle name changing. I guess it's possible she might think I'm 6 different people at this point. Except that no 2 are ever in the same place at the same time. ;D
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Post by S. Griffin on Nov 20, 2012 15:43:00 GMT -5
I call my girlfriend bro and dude a lot. It's funny. My wife calls me "Man" all the time, as in "I don't know, Man." It sounds weird to me, but uhmmmm...I guess that's not as funny.
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Post by frinspar on Nov 20, 2012 15:54:23 GMT -5
Orale, chica, that's not really funny.
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Post by razkazz on Nov 20, 2012 17:37:54 GMT -5
Yelled at my manager today. And the cunt deserved it.
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Post by Knockworstface on Nov 20, 2012 17:55:57 GMT -5
Yelled at my manager today. And the cunt deserved it. Please tell me more......
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Post by razkazz on Nov 20, 2012 18:04:14 GMT -5
It's probably less interesting if I explain it but basically the cunt can't afford to fire me until after black Friday, and she's fucking terrible at her job, letting everything trickle down to me so I'm doing 10 people's jobs. So if I do show up the next few day I'm just gonna call her "cunt" to her face the whole time.
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Post by frinspar on Nov 20, 2012 18:40:02 GMT -5
Ouch. Sounds like a shitty next few days. :/
I'm glad that the screaming I heard from the backyard last night wasn't a cat that got hurt and was dying horribly, but instead just 2 neighborhood cats that crossed paths in the yard and were smacking and screaming. Sprayed them with a hose, and cursed all people who let their cats run free. Keep them inside you fucking shitheads.
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Post by razkazz on Nov 20, 2012 20:43:26 GMT -5
Fuck, cut my finger open while drunk tonight. Think I'm gonna show up to the morning work meeting tomorrow, raise my hand at the end and tell the Manager "actually, I'm just here to call you a cunt, buh-bye" and leave, victorious.
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Post by frinspar on Nov 20, 2012 20:45:40 GMT -5
How bad's the cut, Sparky?
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Post by razkazz on Nov 20, 2012 20:53:45 GMT -5
Pretty bad bled like a fountain crazy shit lol. But it's band-aided up. I explained the tale to my.mother Thlinking she'd lthink me a failure but it turns out I'm right. I thought I was crazy to wish such harm on a cunt, but turns out it's justified so.I'm ecstatic.
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Post by frinspar on Nov 20, 2012 21:31:09 GMT -5
Rabbit turd ice is the best.
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Post by Knockworstface on Nov 20, 2012 21:56:08 GMT -5
What are you drinking?
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Post by razkazz on Nov 20, 2012 22:03:19 GMT -5
Molson's xXx + Smithwick's!
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Post by Knockworstface on Nov 20, 2012 22:12:54 GMT -5
Molson's xXx + Smithwick's! Mixing beer. Youre living dangerously.
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Post by frinspar on Nov 21, 2012 0:22:07 GMT -5
Fuck, cut my finger open while drunk tonight. Think I'm gonna show up to the morning work meeting tomorrow, raise my hand at the end and tell the Manager "actually, I'm just here to call you a cunt, buh-bye" and leave, victorious. This needs to be recorded on a camera phone and shared. ;D ;D
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Post by NecroDragon on Nov 24, 2012 4:44:21 GMT -5
Oops. I think I accidentally let slip in front of my girlfriend that I'm going to propose. I was telling my potential best man that he was my potential best man in pig latin at a taqueria while in front of my girlfriend, then realized that she understands pig latin.
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Post by frinspar on Nov 24, 2012 5:17:27 GMT -5
If you're over the age of 4 ouyay ouldshay understand igpay atinlay, agoffjay. ;D But, good for you! That's exciting. Now, once you kill your brothers things will be set.
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Post by NecroDragon on Nov 24, 2012 5:21:07 GMT -5
Uckfay! Ownay eshay owsknay oughthay! apcray!
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Post by NecroDragon on Nov 24, 2012 5:22:42 GMT -5
I was drunk by the way. I don't think I would have done that otherwise.
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Post by frinspar on Nov 24, 2012 5:26:49 GMT -5
She's likely been expecting it for a while now anyway. Now you just have to surprise her. Hide in the closet with a ski mask on, then jump out at her with the ring on the end of a sword after she gets out of the shower and scream at the top of your lungs, "LET'S DO THIS SHIT!" Can't get more romantic than that.
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