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Post by Matt Torrance on Nov 17, 2012 17:19:39 GMT -5
Listening to the main theme from Shawshank Redemption while at work is a bad idea.
It makes you feel like you really ARE in prison.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2012 17:34:03 GMT -5
at this moment I'm debating if i should jerk off or eat a bowl of soup.
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Post by ravenmaniac on Nov 17, 2012 18:10:43 GMT -5
The best thing about the iPad is what I'm doing right now, surfing while taking a shit.
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Post by frinspar on Nov 17, 2012 18:12:55 GMT -5
^ Anyone who argues the iPad wasn't made primarily for shitting is a damn liar.
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Post by frinspar on Nov 17, 2012 18:42:58 GMT -5
I'm always worried that if I accidentally hit the HELP button on the remote that someone's going to come on-screen and ask me why I'm such a dumb shit who can't figure out a remote control.
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Post by frinspar on Nov 17, 2012 19:24:28 GMT -5
My red,white and blue shirt that says America was made in El Salvador.
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SkellyMan
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Post by SkellyMan on Nov 17, 2012 20:05:22 GMT -5
the only time i ever run into leaders at work is when my hands are empty so it looks like i dont do my job
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NecroDragon
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Post by NecroDragon on Nov 17, 2012 22:15:33 GMT -5
^ That kinda shit happens to me all the time.
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Post by Matt Torrance on Nov 17, 2012 22:20:58 GMT -5
Yeah in my experience the only time I run into my boss is when I'm appearing not busy, like I'm goofing off, or when I'm joking around with the girl who sits across from me.
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Post by NecroDragon on Nov 17, 2012 22:23:07 GMT -5
Because the universe hates us, furiously.
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Post by Matt Torrance on Nov 17, 2012 22:24:22 GMT -5
The universe doesn't hate me.... you obviously havent seen the girl who sits across from me. ;D
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Post by NecroDragon on Nov 17, 2012 22:26:06 GMT -5
BARF
It's ok man she's not here. Unless she's actually looking over your shoulder right now, in which case, well played.
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Post by username on Nov 18, 2012 13:28:12 GMT -5
The universe doesn't hate me.... you obviously havent seen the girl who sits across from me. ;D Any chance of banging her? No? Yes, the universe hates you.
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Post by SkellyMan on Nov 18, 2012 13:41:26 GMT -5
^ That kinda shit happens to me all the time. except its the sole reason why i cant move into the electronics department, where I want to be
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Post by NecroDragon on Nov 18, 2012 18:25:30 GMT -5
Maybe you should stop fuckin' around.
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Post by NOTtehFACE on Nov 18, 2012 19:40:54 GMT -5
Nice neighbors = freaky fuckers
This has to be true.
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Post by frinspar on Nov 18, 2012 20:33:31 GMT -5
Never trust your neighbors. Watch them. Take notes. Report them. Eat them.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2012 20:36:15 GMT -5
Nice neighbors = freaky fuckers This has to be true. HEY!!!! I'm a nice neighbor.
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Post by ravenmaniac on Nov 18, 2012 20:44:39 GMT -5
My "nice neighbor" broke up my brother in law's marriage when I introduced him to my sister in law.
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Post by Asp Me Anything on Nov 18, 2012 21:26:13 GMT -5
How's that?
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Post by Knockworstface on Nov 18, 2012 22:01:00 GMT -5
Nice neighbors = freaky fuckers This has to be true. HEY!!!! I'm a nice neighbor. And a true Wordsmith to boot!
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Post by username on Nov 18, 2012 22:58:56 GMT -5
See, when a boy meets a married girl he wants to fuck, there's this special reaction. His penis stiffens and prepares for entry into said woman. His brain's normal common sense and rational functions are overridden to ensure that the penis gets to enter the woman. He therefore goes about a pre-programmed routine to get the woman's attention regardless of cost. He does or does not enter her. If he does, other things in the woman's life are ruined by the act of betrayal. If he doesn't he's written off as a stalker weirdo who can't take no for an answer. Sounds like this one didn't say no. Because, you see the woman in question is actually 90% to blame. She actually has to agree. The man is just following his natural behavioral cycle. The woman has to consent to feel something for the man in order for the cycle to make it's full turn. The man cannot be blamed for following this cycle anymore than a shark can be blamed for taking a bite out of a surfer. It's nature. Women hold all the power in this situation. Therefore and in conclusion: married women who cheat are total sluts who think with their pussies and only exist to ruin everything good in life.
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Post by frinspar on Nov 18, 2012 23:22:11 GMT -5
Oprah goddamn Winfrey is galaxies more insane and out of touch with reality than Michael Jackson's junkie fucking pedophile ass ever was. Holy shit. I'm being tortured by watching this self-obsessed self-promotion whore bless the world with her presence so she can give some useless garbage away to army wives or some shit while she pretends it's about them and not 100% about herself.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fucking kill me now. Or Oprah. I don't care. One of us has to go.
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Post by SweetZombieJesus on Nov 19, 2012 0:05:30 GMT -5
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Agreed. I'm not saying that she's not a nice person or that the things she does aren't good...but why the fuck does every single damned thing she gives away have to be filmed and played back at a later date?
If you want to give things away, then give them away. If you give things away and videotape yourself doing it, then you're a self absorbed asshat who needs everyone to know you gave to charity.
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Post by frinspar on Nov 19, 2012 0:20:35 GMT -5
I agree. If you do nice things, they only stay that way until you start talking about them. Then they become tainted and more about the giver than the benefactor.
With Oprah, it's more than that. She acts like the world is just waiting for her next appearance to make it somehow better for a "deserving" few. She's not paying anything forward, she's forcing everyone to turn her way and be grateful she's with us. It's not as much annoying to watch her act the way she does. It's disturbing. She lives in a very buffered and unrealistic universe now.
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Post by username on Nov 19, 2012 0:29:50 GMT -5
^
I agree. Someone should kill her.
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Post by frinspar on Nov 19, 2012 0:31:36 GMT -5
As long as I never have to watch her again I think we can both live now.
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Post by username on Nov 19, 2012 0:32:52 GMT -5
Also, I observed that 'Observations" is spelled wrong in the thread title.
Is that a meta thing to see if we're paying attention or just poor typing?
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Post by j97e on Nov 19, 2012 0:41:56 GMT -5
This board is very caustic at times. It's full of hostility, fake machismo and silly bravado. It's not very 'women friendly' so to speak. At times, it seems like many members compete on who will come up with the most aggressive or argumentative post, preferably one that will include a mentioning of some bodily function... Honest opinion.
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Post by username on Nov 19, 2012 0:43:53 GMT -5
^
You're upset everyone is picking on Oprah.
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