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Post by GhostRider5289 on Nov 11, 2014 18:05:54 GMT -5
Well fuck that shit.
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Post by frinspar on Nov 11, 2014 18:31:46 GMT -5
Is he going to spend a day, in one wacky situation after another, trying to find the mythical last can of Skoal Bandits for his kid?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2014 21:44:32 GMT -5
They're doing a sequel to one of my favorite holiday movies, "Jingle All The Way". Starring Larry The Cable Guy. FUCK. Jingle fuck the stupid original and the retarded sequel all the way to the balls.
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Post by razkazz on Dec 2, 2014 10:29:41 GMT -5
I just read that "Dracula Untold" was the start of the Universal Monsters shared universe reboot. I didn't know that was their intention. Not a very exciting looking start to something that could've been pretty neat. It seems the biggest misstep with shared universes is the idea that the headlining characters must be superheroes. Let the monsters be monsters, tie the movies together and it'll still be cool. We've already seen "The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen".
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Post by GhostRider5289 on Dec 2, 2014 13:01:09 GMT -5
I liked it and look forward to more of the classic monsters.
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Post by razkazz on Dec 14, 2014 0:34:19 GMT -5
"The Gunman" seems like there's more to it than they're showing in the trailer. I think it'll be awesome.
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Post by GhostRider5289 on Dec 14, 2014 0:46:25 GMT -5
Yeah...I don't watch anything with Sean Penn.
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Post by razkazz on Dec 14, 2014 0:56:27 GMT -5
Penn pwns. 21 Grams, Mystic River, The Assassination Of Richard Nixon. Some of the strongest performances I've seen.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2014 0:58:54 GMT -5
Yeah...I don't watch anything with Sean Penn.
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Post by NecroDragon on Dec 15, 2014 23:52:09 GMT -5
I don't enjoy his movies mostly because his face pains me.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2014 0:09:51 GMT -5
How very grown up of you.
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Post by razkazz on Dec 16, 2014 0:12:36 GMT -5
He cries good. That's how I rate actors.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2014 0:16:04 GMT -5
He does many emotions good. Fucker scares the shit out of me in Bad Boys. (The good Bad Boys not the Michael Bay piece of shit.)
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Post by frinspar on Dec 16, 2014 1:09:04 GMT -5
How very grown up of you. Says the guy who is doing his best to needle Beefy at every opportunity.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2014 1:20:17 GMT -5
I got yer' needle right here.
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Post by NecroDragon on Dec 16, 2014 22:28:46 GMT -5
How very grown up of you. It is! I don't often hear kids complaining about how the actor they're watching needs their face punched.
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Post by razkazz on Dec 16, 2014 22:47:46 GMT -5
That's only because Sean Penn doesn't do kids' movies.
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Post by frinspar on Dec 16, 2014 23:18:54 GMT -5
I dunno, The Interpreter was such a massive bore that it can be used to put any child to sleep in minutes.
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Post by NecroDragon on Dec 16, 2014 23:59:15 GMT -5
I thought Colors was good despite him.
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Post by frinspar on Dec 17, 2014 0:03:51 GMT -5
Fuck you, it was shit! I'm killing my account!
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Post by razkazz on Dec 17, 2014 0:08:55 GMT -5
Oh yeah, he was also in The Thin Red Line, which had every actor ever and none of them did anything except monologue internally while Nick Nolte yelled the whole time. Great flick!
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Post by okcomputer on Dec 17, 2014 11:06:42 GMT -5
I've never seen The Thin Red Line, but I remember it came out around the same time as Saving Private Ryan back when Hollywood was in the midst of their "two of every movie phase". Saving Private Ryan/Thin Red Line, Deep Impact/Armageddon, Volcano/Dante's Peak, Antz/A Bug's Life, Mission to Mars/Red Planet, The Truman Show/EdTV, and probably more I can't think of right now. All of which came out in the late 90s/early 2000s, with the counterparts coming within a few months of each other. Studios still do that, but now they're all superhero movies so nobody notices.
But yeah, Thin Red Line is probably a pretty good movie but I love Saving Private Ryan so damn much that I'll just keep watching that instead.
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Post by razkazz on Dec 17, 2014 14:46:26 GMT -5
The Thin Red Line is so different, it's worth a watch, I just felt like riffing on it. It came out a while after SPR--like at least a year if I remember correctly, because I remember my stepbrothers ordered it on pay-per-view expecting another movie like it and it ended up being a pretty awkward viewing. It takes place in the Pacific, it's artsy, mostly internal monologue, and vibrantly colorful. Probably looks beautiful on blu-ray. It's kinda cool for being such a different kind of war movie, but definitely weird. I'd recommend "The Pacific" miniseries over it though, but again, very different things.
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Post by okcomputer on Dec 17, 2014 14:53:55 GMT -5
They both came out in 1998, Saving Private Ryan in the summer and Thin Red Line later that year. But Saving Private Ryan made such an impression on me that I never really bothered with that year's other WW2 Oscar-bait movie.
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Post by razkazz on Dec 17, 2014 15:00:01 GMT -5
Damn, that really seemed farther apart. I must've seen Saving Private Ryan in the theater in the summer and then pay-per-viewed The Thin Red Line in the winter. There are a lot of reasons not to watch The Thin Red Line but it's so weird as fuck I don't think there's any way it was going for Oscar bait. Especially for a 14 year old, I was just like what the fuck was that? lol. But I've grown to appreciate it somewhat more over the years. Also, as many historians say, The Pacific and European theatres of WWII were so different they might as well have been entirely different wars.
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Post by frinspar on Dec 17, 2014 20:44:53 GMT -5
How in the hell did The Interview get all the way to a week before its release before someone decided it was a stupid fucking idea? Not that I give a shit about that fat little crazy murdering POS, but making a movie where the plot is about killing him is just about as reckless as it comes. Looked dumb as hell anyway. I can't stand Rogen anymore anyway.
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Post by razkazz on Dec 17, 2014 21:33:23 GMT -5
I had the same thought when I first saw what it was about. It's not like it hasn't been done before, Saddam in Hot Shots, Kim Jong Il in Team America. Just kind of a lame and cringeworthy premise. But that's beside the point. Seeing the theaters bow immediately to a vague terrorist threat sets a terrible precedent that they can get their demands met through this method every time.
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Post by NecroDragon on Dec 17, 2014 22:22:19 GMT -5
That depends on the ones making the threats, though, doesn't it? If it was just some random cipher, I doubt it would cause this much of a panic in studios. It's been confirmed by the government that this truly was North Korea. Then again... it's just North Korea.
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Post by okcomputer on Dec 17, 2014 22:37:25 GMT -5
I think it looks funny as hell and I was looking forward to seeing it. Fuck you, North Korea. Fuck you sideways with a broken CD. But mostly fuck Sony for caving in to vague threats like a bunch of goddamn pussies.
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Post by razkazz on Dec 17, 2014 22:44:43 GMT -5
Either way, it sucks to see terror tactics work. And I hope it doesn't open the floodgates for more entertainment to be censored out of fear. I look forward to South Park's response.
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