NecroDragon
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Post by NecroDragon on Jan 16, 2019 2:09:57 GMT -5
This could be fun. I saw it elsewhere and a lot of the results were pretty creative and funny.
Someone posts a wish.
Example: I wish I had a new car.
then someone grants it, but it's corrupted.
Example: Granted, but the car has no engine.
Some other examples I liked:
I wish I could stop and start time. Granted, you are now a high school gym teacher's stop watch.
I wish John Lennon was alive. Granted, but he's possessed and part of a cult.
I wish I could come up with a good wish. Granted, but every wish comes true for someone else, not you.
I'll start.
I wish I had control of the elements.
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Post by BeefEaster on Jan 16, 2019 2:34:00 GMT -5
granted
but you'll always have diarrhea
hmm...
I don't think I'm very good at this
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NecroDragon
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Post by NecroDragon on Jan 16, 2019 4:43:42 GMT -5
You should wish to be better at the game.
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Post by ravenmaniac on Jan 16, 2019 11:20:15 GMT -5
You should wish to be better at the game. Granted, but he develops an extremely rare disease where his body transmits signals that block all wifi in a radius of 500 feet.
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Post by S. Griffin on Jan 16, 2019 16:41:10 GMT -5
You should wish to be better at the game. Granted, but he develops an extremely rare disease where his body transmits signals that block all wifi in a radius of 500 feet. Granted. But you look exactly like your avatar and Russel Crowe stabs you in front of a crowd of thousands.
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Post by frinspar on Jan 16, 2019 17:44:52 GMT -5
I wish the new Ghostbusters was already out so I didn't have to put up with the internet asshole tsunami that destroys everything it claims to love.
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Post by okcomputer on Jan 16, 2019 17:58:14 GMT -5
Granted. Go see Ghostbusters 3, starring Louis CK, Joe Rogan, Dane Cook, and that one comedian who lied about being in the Twin Towers on 9/11.
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S. Griffin
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I read your pass post and u sounded smart enough to not be stupid and there level.
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Post by S. Griffin on Jan 16, 2019 21:38:06 GMT -5
Granted. Go see Ghostbusters 3, starring Louis CK, Joe Rogan, Dane Cook, and that one comedian who lied about being in the Twin Towers on 9/11. This, sadly, isn't that far fetched. Dan Aykroyd will definitely sign on, too. He's no longer funny and he's batshit crazy. He also needs work. Louis CK will be playing Bill Murray. Not Peter Venkman, but Bill Murray.
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Post by okcomputer on Jan 16, 2019 22:21:50 GMT -5
I was a big Louis CK fan. Was.
I wish men weren’t assholes.
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Post by S. Griffin on Jan 16, 2019 22:51:47 GMT -5
I'm not an asshole. I'm a smartass (says so over there), but I'm not an asshole.
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NecroDragon
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Post by NecroDragon on Jan 16, 2019 23:52:31 GMT -5
I was a big Louis CK fan. Was. I wish men weren’t assholes. Granted, but women no longer exist.
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Post by frinspar on Jan 17, 2019 19:02:10 GMT -5
I wish my farts didn't smell like a dead sailor's garbage.
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Post by ravenmaniac on Jan 17, 2019 19:42:30 GMT -5
I wish my farts didn't smell like a dead sailor's garbage. Granted. Now your farts are silent but literally deadly. I wish I had a full head of hair again.
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Post by BeefEaster on Jan 17, 2019 19:59:10 GMT -5
granted, but it's literally inside your head, filling your skull
I wish that every time I reached in my pocket I could magically pull out a $100 bill
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Post by frinspar on Jan 17, 2019 20:38:34 GMT -5
Granted, but every bill has been torn in half and taped back together, and is stained with blood and purple anti-theft dye.
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NecroDragon
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Post by NecroDragon on Jan 18, 2019 1:54:46 GMT -5
I wish that Edward Norton was still playing Bruce Banner.
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Post by solominicknight on Jan 18, 2019 2:29:59 GMT -5
I wish that Edward Norton was still playing Bruce Banner. Granted, but Bruce Banner is now a member of Neo Nazi movement and curbstomps the villians
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NecroDragon
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Post by NecroDragon on Jan 19, 2019 2:21:49 GMT -5
NOOOOOOO!!!
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Post by frinspar on Jan 20, 2019 0:52:17 GMT -5
HULK SAY BITE CURB!
I wish I had all my toys back from when I was a kid.
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NecroDragon
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Post by NecroDragon on Jan 20, 2019 0:56:35 GMT -5
Granted, but they're all Mint In Box and you refuse to open them and you center your entire identity around their display and maintenance and you lose all your friends as a result.
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Post by frinspar on Jan 20, 2019 20:18:56 GMT -5
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