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Post by S. Griffin on Oct 24, 2015 23:02:59 GMT -5
Mrs. Griffin and I heard an awful line from a show that we-at least used to-enjoy watching, and it reminded both of us of another horrible line from a different show from years back. We can't figure out which line is dumber, and I thought I'd ask you assholes what you think. So, which line takes the booby prize? "Terrifying terror" or "Money is my currency."
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Post by NecroDragon on Oct 24, 2015 23:36:38 GMT -5
At least terrifying terror is alliteration.
Was the second one in response to someone else saying that something other than money - secrets, for instance - is their currency?
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Post by S. Griffin on Oct 25, 2015 0:03:48 GMT -5
Well, it's double alliteration (not just the first letter but the first sound in each word), which I feel is part of what makes it so damn stupid. The answer to your question, Necro, is No. That would make sense. It's the opening line in a scene that takes place before an invasion. One of the characters just comes out with that and then suggests trying to buy off the would be attackers.
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Post by razkazz on Oct 25, 2015 1:12:02 GMT -5
I have to go with "money is my currency". That's hilariously bad. I have to wonder if it was written "money is my specialty" and the actor messed up. It's one of those things your brain wants to make sense of, but can't.
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Post by frinspar on Oct 25, 2015 22:33:30 GMT -5
That's some shitass writing all around. I can picture Lorenzo Lamas saying both.
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Post by S. Griffin on Oct 28, 2015 10:47:22 GMT -5
I want OK, Skelly, and Knocky to vote (if one of them hasn't already done so).
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Post by okcomputer on Oct 28, 2015 11:32:31 GMT -5
I voted for the one about money, but only because everybody else did and I want people to think I'm cool.
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Post by S. Griffin on Oct 28, 2015 11:33:41 GMT -5
I don't think that's gonna help.
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Post by okcomputer on Oct 28, 2015 12:18:34 GMT -5
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Post by NecroDragon on Oct 29, 2015 22:25:48 GMT -5
Speaking of dumb lines, my favorite has always been the dialog from the The Core trailer:
Scientist explains that the Earth is causing epic destruction.
POTUS: So how do we stop it?
Scientist: We can't.
Senator: But... what if we could?
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Post by S. Griffin on Oct 29, 2015 22:42:18 GMT -5
Yeah, that's no where's near as dumb as either of the lines I posted. Also where the fuck are those other knuckleheads? I know we're a very small group these days, but there's more than five of us. IT'S NOT ENOUGH FOR A CONSENSUS, DAMMIT!
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Post by okcomputer on Oct 29, 2015 22:49:24 GMT -5
If 5 votes is good enough for the Supreme Court it's good enough for our merry little band.
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Post by S. Griffin on Oct 29, 2015 23:01:55 GMT -5
We're still more than nine, though, right?
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Post by S. Griffin on Mar 3, 2016 23:15:37 GMT -5
Okay, so "This could be most terrifying terror the world has ever seen." is from the first episode of Fringe, written by J.J. Abrams, Alex Kurtzman, and Roberto Orci. Any of them could have been responsible for that line.
"I'm a banker. Money is my currency." is from the first episode of the third season of Da Vinci's Demons. Sole credit for that shit goes to John Shiban, formerly of Breaking Bad, Star Trek: Enterprise, and some of the X-Files' worst episodes.
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Post by NecroDragon on Mar 4, 2016 2:10:17 GMT -5
I never knew Shiban worked on BB too.
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Post by okcomputer on Mar 7, 2016 10:43:32 GMT -5
This is probably the worst dialogue exchange I can think of:
Padme: "It's only because I'm so in love." Anakin: "No, it's because I'm so in love with you." Padme: "So love has blinded you?" Anakin: "That's not exactly what I meant." Padme: "But it's probably true."
WHAT THE FUCK GEORGE LUCAS.
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Post by frinspar on Mar 7, 2016 19:41:28 GMT -5
That's brutal. I'll add: everything that Quentin Tarantino has ever said on film.
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Post by NecroDragon on Mar 10, 2016 20:49:45 GMT -5
This is probably the worst dialogue exchange I can think of: Padme: "It's only because I'm so in love." Anakin: "No, it's because I'm so in love with you." Padme: "So love has blinded you?" Anakin: "That's not exactly what I meant." Padme: "But it's probably true." WHAT THE FUCK GEORGE LUCAS. YES.
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Post by S. Griffin on Mar 10, 2016 22:21:26 GMT -5
Exchange, yeah.
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Post by frinspar on Mar 10, 2016 22:36:43 GMT -5
Anakin: "Skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet."
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