okcomputer
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Post by okcomputer on Oct 13, 2015 10:23:11 GMT -5
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GhostRider5289
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Post by GhostRider5289 on Oct 13, 2015 10:40:38 GMT -5
The internet like a normal person.
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frinspar
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Post by frinspar on Oct 13, 2015 22:57:09 GMT -5
Here's the thing. No one buys magazines anymore anyway, except people waiting to get on airplanes. Playboy has chosen not to offend with naked images, the low-class fucknut clientele that have been allowed to make air travel increasingly disgusting. You know, the fucking entitled retards who take off their dollar store flip-flops to bite their toenails once the seatbelt light has been turned off, because they want to look good for their equally scumbag friend or family member picking them up, which after 3 stops, will always be goddamn Florida.
Besides, you ask anyone who subscribes, they'll always knee-jerk (I said jerk) to "I read it for the articles."
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okcomputer
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Post by okcomputer on Oct 14, 2015 0:21:10 GMT -5
I bought an issue of Playboy once, but that was only because they published a Chuck Palahniuk short story and I couldn't find it online. It was around 10 years ago. I was 22 or 23 but I still felt way too old to be buying Playboy.
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SkellyMan
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Post by SkellyMan on Oct 14, 2015 20:23:22 GMT -5
Here's the thing. No one buys magazines anymore anyway, except people waiting to get on airplanes. Playboy has chosen not to offend with naked images, the low-class fucknut clientele that have been allowed to make air travel increasingly disgusting. You know, the fucking entitled retards who take off their dollar store flip-flops to bite their toenails once the seatbelt light has been turned off, because they want to look good for their equally scumbag friend or family member picking them up, which after 3 stops, will always be goddamn Florida. Besides, you ask anyone who subscribes, they'll always knee-jerk (I said jerk) to "I read it for the articles." Goddamn dude, I LIVE in Florida.
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okcomputer
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Post by okcomputer on Oct 14, 2015 20:40:06 GMT -5
Here's the thing. No one buys magazines anymore anyway, except people waiting to get on airplanes. Playboy has chosen not to offend with naked images, the low-class fucknut clientele that have been allowed to make air travel increasingly disgusting. You know, the fucking entitled retards who take off their dollar store flip-flops to bite their toenails once the seatbelt light has been turned off, because they want to look good for their equally scumbag friend or family member picking them up, which after 3 stops, will always be goddamn Florida. Besides, you ask anyone who subscribes, they'll always knee-jerk (I said jerk) to "I read it for the articles." Goddamn dude, I LIVE in Florida. You poor bastard.
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frinspar
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Post by frinspar on Oct 15, 2015 0:33:44 GMT -5
Here's the thing. No one buys magazines anymore anyway, except people waiting to get on airplanes. Playboy has chosen not to offend with naked images, the low-class fucknut clientele that have been allowed to make air travel increasingly disgusting. You know, the fucking entitled retards who take off their dollar store flip-flops to bite their toenails once the seatbelt light has been turned off, because they want to look good for their equally scumbag friend or family member picking them up, which after 3 stops, will always be goddamn Florida. Besides, you ask anyone who subscribes, they'll always knee-jerk (I said jerk) to "I read it for the articles." Goddamn dude, I LIVE in Florida. C'mon, you've gotta admit, Florida makes Texas and Arizona look civilized.
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Asp Me Anything
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Post by Asp Me Anything on Oct 15, 2015 10:09:08 GMT -5
I live in Florida, too.
FUCK Florida right in the Okeechobee with it's own little Pinellas...
Wait, what is this thread about?
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GhostRider5289
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Post by GhostRider5289 on Oct 15, 2015 10:28:59 GMT -5
Playboy dropping the pics of boobies.
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Post by razkazz on Oct 15, 2015 11:17:24 GMT -5
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SkellyMan
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Post by SkellyMan on Oct 15, 2015 17:25:10 GMT -5
Goddamn dude, I LIVE in Florida. C'mon, you've gotta admit, Florida makes Texas and Arizona look civilized. I really enjoy it here. Its a lot more exciting than fucking arizona
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razkazz
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Post by razkazz on Oct 15, 2015 17:27:40 GMT -5
Shots fired.
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Post by BeefEaster on Oct 15, 2015 18:06:10 GMT -5
damn, just when they were getting on the right track by showing more vag
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GhostRider5289
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Post by GhostRider5289 on Oct 15, 2015 18:22:33 GMT -5
C'mon, you've gotta admit, Florida makes Texas and Arizona look civilized. I really enjoy it here. Its a lot more exciting than fucking arizona Shots fired. Oh it's on now son!
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okcomputer
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Post by okcomputer on Oct 15, 2015 18:42:33 GMT -5
If Florida is America's dick, then Arizona is the butthole.
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SkellyMan
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Post by SkellyMan on Oct 15, 2015 20:42:55 GMT -5
I'd rather live in Ocala, Florida than Mesa, Arizona. Plus we have universal studios and world famous fishing
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NecroDragon
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Post by NecroDragon on Oct 15, 2015 21:45:38 GMT -5
And Disneyworld and nice weather for the most part, yeah?
Everyone I know who has moved here from Florida has nothing good to say about it, though.
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S. Griffin
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Post by S. Griffin on Oct 15, 2015 22:46:29 GMT -5
My brother hates it. I'm generally happy to visit, but I would never want to live there.
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frinspar
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Post by frinspar on Oct 15, 2015 23:06:17 GMT -5
Is it too late to change my post to read Alabama instead of Florida?
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