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Post by username on Nov 9, 2012 21:21:05 GMT -5
Deal. Alien from L.A. Gimme a little while and I'll think of a new one that's not Holemanishly obscure. Look. FUCK YOU! It's from "Batbabe: The Dark Nightie" That's where I got it. Period. I was whacking off to superhero porn and thought: "Hey, this would be funny in that thread!" I don't care if it was in that movie or not, I wanted someone to name the porn. It's my entry. No one has a right to come in and tell me it's something else when I obviously got it from the source I was talking about. Also, a quick google search would prove me right.
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Post by S. Griffin on Nov 9, 2012 23:12:14 GMT -5
No. Fuck you. Your entry was wrong and it was my turn because I correctly guessed your Wierd Al song lyric. NOW GO GET YOUR FUCKIN' SHINE BOX!
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Post by S. Griffin on Nov 9, 2012 23:14:22 GMT -5
Also a quick google search will prove that you suck all the cocks....while making those shoes look like fuckin' mirrors.
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Post by frinspar on Nov 9, 2012 23:17:18 GMT -5
Why did you go there, man? Now we're gonna have to dig you up in a few months before the construction begins.
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Post by S. Griffin on Nov 9, 2012 23:32:32 GMT -5
Feh. I'll be dropping that cocky prick in his own shallow grave along with his asshole brother Dominick before you can say, "Sharon stone is a pretty bad actress."
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Post by S. Griffin on Nov 9, 2012 23:33:44 GMT -5
Point is. He's really good at shining shoes...and polishing all the knobs on earth.
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Post by frinspar on Nov 9, 2012 23:35:14 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by username on Nov 9, 2012 23:37:20 GMT -5
Point is. He's really good at shining shoes...and polishing all the knobs on earth. FUCK YOU! IT'S MY FUCKING TURN!!!!! I GOT IT RIGHT!!! NO ONE GUESSED!!! DESPITE YOUR 80'S BAIT AND SWITCH!!! SO FUCK YOU!!! IT'S MINE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!! I'LL CUT YOU!!!!! I'LL CUT YOU!!! hold on, thinking of something new......
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Post by S. Griffin on Nov 9, 2012 23:44:30 GMT -5
One, that wasn't the movie I was thinking of, and two, I've seen Batbabe, and that line isn't in there. So, keep on shining shoes and sucking dicks...and it's still my turn, Motherfucker. Also, I've heard the only thing you're good at cutting is the skin around your asshole...I think some goofy shitkicker who's really good at sucking dicks and shining shoes told me that one. Thing is, it was so weird, I'm inclined to believe him.
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Post by S. Griffin on Nov 9, 2012 23:47:14 GMT -5
And tell Schumacher your codpiece is too big, Needledick.
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Post by S. Griffin on Nov 9, 2012 23:53:31 GMT -5
Oh, you mean the "My love for you is like diarhea..." line is in Batbabe. It is, but It's also, in "Wanna B Ur Lovr," and Poodlehat came out first. Next time, don't delete your account as soon as somebody guesses the RIGHT ANSWER. That and shoe. Shine. Box.
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Post by username on Nov 10, 2012 0:22:24 GMT -5
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THEN GO CUNT! COME ON!!!! WOW US!!!
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Post by S. Griffin on Nov 10, 2012 0:33:20 GMT -5
Try reading back a little bit, Cunt...also, my shoes could really use a shine. They're looking a little dull and scuffy and blotchy.
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Post by username on Nov 10, 2012 12:18:13 GMT -5
^
This can only be resolved with..........swords. Time and place.....oh yes.
By the way, none of that was serious.
But, I'll still sword fight you over a porn quote.
Even if it was your turn and I knew it because I'm too lazy to click through the rest of the thread.
It's a matter of honor. And laziness. I should also mention this sword fight will take place on mobility scooters with frequent breaks to catch our breath, have drinks and comment on the weather.
There will also be snacks. Sword fighting is hard work.
The winner will be declared after one of us mortally wounds the other/gets tired and goes home.
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Post by S. Griffin on Nov 10, 2012 14:11:46 GMT -5
^ By the way, none of that was serious. I know, but I do love swords...and snacks. Time and place: Main courtyard of Chateu de Dieppe. 12 PM (none of that dawn shit), April 2nd, 1748. BE THERE...or not.
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Post by username on Nov 10, 2012 14:23:50 GMT -5
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Probably not. That's pretty far to drive and my tummy hurts.
Also, I just put some cupcakes in the oven and I'm going to be busy eating them later.
Raincheck?
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Post by S. Griffin on Nov 10, 2012 14:29:40 GMT -5
Will do. I shall tell my valet, or squire, or whateverthefuck the guy who carries my sword and snacks is called.
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Post by username on Nov 10, 2012 14:36:18 GMT -5
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Your second/snack holder.
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Post by S. Griffin on Nov 10, 2012 15:15:32 GMT -5
I always called him Peasant, but that sounds good, too.
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Post by S. Griffin on Nov 12, 2012 10:56:23 GMT -5
Gonna try to get this moving again. The new clue was "Have fun with the nice mean men."
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Post by username on Nov 12, 2012 23:32:04 GMT -5
^
"King Solomon's Mines"?
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Post by S. Griffin on Nov 13, 2012 0:01:49 GMT -5
No
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Post by username on Nov 13, 2012 19:15:49 GMT -5
"The Perils of Gwendolyn in the Land of Yik Yak"?
"Allan Quartermain and the Lost City of Gold"?
"Down Twisted"?
"Firewalker"?
"Dangerously Close"?
"Rappin"?
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Post by S. Griffin on Nov 13, 2012 23:00:55 GMT -5
No
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Post by frinspar on Nov 13, 2012 23:22:18 GMT -5
Driving me crazy because I know that line. Just can't place it.
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Post by S. Griffin on Nov 13, 2012 23:40:47 GMT -5
Give it a little time, Frin. Let it come to you.
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Post by username on Nov 13, 2012 23:59:41 GMT -5
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It's not coming to me.
One last guess and I give up:
"American Ninja 2"!
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Post by frinspar on Nov 14, 2012 0:04:03 GMT -5
I don't think it's a movie. For a while I was hearing Billy Crystal say it, like "Have fun storming the castle" and that was fucking me up. Jesus Christ, it's like a mosquito bite inside my pee hole.
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Post by S. Griffin on Nov 14, 2012 0:20:48 GMT -5
He's wrong, and you're right that it's not from a movie.
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Post by username on Nov 14, 2012 19:23:41 GMT -5
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YOU SAID GOLAN/GLOBUS!!!!
YOU LIE!!!!!!
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