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Post by magneto1138 on Mar 24, 2010 21:17:15 GMT -5
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove box.
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Post by magneto1138 on Mar 24, 2010 21:18:18 GMT -5
What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common?
Their greatest hit was the wall.
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Post by latonthesnake on Mar 24, 2010 21:21:23 GMT -5
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.
There's one like this for every racial group, I have found pizza is the most racist food.
Also:
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari..
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
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Post by Knockworstface on Mar 24, 2010 21:22:05 GMT -5
How do you start a Jewish parade? Roll a penny down a hill.
How do you keep a "Negro" out of your back yard? Hang one in the front.
Those are two timeless classics. ;D
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Post by kuwa_kuwa on Mar 24, 2010 21:36:24 GMT -5
What do spinach and anal sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
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Post by wejackson26 on Mar 24, 2010 21:37:06 GMT -5
how do u tell if a black chick is pregnant??? stick a chicken leg up her, if it comes back half eaten,she is...
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Post by kuwa_kuwa on Mar 24, 2010 21:43:40 GMT -5
A ship wrecks onto a deserted island. Two guys and a girl survive. Since they don't have anything to do all day besides eating and sleeping, they just have sex. Eventually the girl gets sick and dies. The two men don't know what to do with themselves anymore so they keep having sex. After a few days of sex, they feel guilty about what they've been doing....so they bury her.
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Post by NVT on Mar 24, 2010 22:01:06 GMT -5
I like this thread. Keep it up.
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Post by kuwa_kuwa on Mar 24, 2010 22:07:56 GMT -5
LMAO
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Post by Knockworstface on Mar 24, 2010 22:21:10 GMT -5
how do u tell if a black chick is pregnant??? stick a chicken leg up her, if it comes back half eaten,she is... That's funny. ;D
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Post by kuwa_kuwa on Mar 24, 2010 22:25:16 GMT -5
A girl with no arms or legs is lying on the beach, begging all the passing men to have sex with her. Finally a man pauses for more than a second. "Please! I'm 25 years old and I've never been fucked!" The man considers the situation briefly, picks her up and throws her into the ocean. From the choppy water, she screams her dismay, to which the man answers, "Well, you're fucked now!"
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Post by kuwa_kuwa on Mar 24, 2010 22:27:43 GMT -5
I'm about three years into my relationship now and I'm starting to have trouble getting a hard on. My girlfriend and I have different ideas as to what the problem is: She bought me some Viagra, and I bought her a treadmill.
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Post by Knockworstface on Mar 24, 2010 22:58:55 GMT -5
That's cute. ^^^;D
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Post by magneto1138 on Mar 25, 2010 10:32:39 GMT -5
Why didn't Superman stop 9/11?
Cause he's in a wheelchair!
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Post by magneto1138 on Mar 25, 2010 10:33:26 GMT -5
How do you get a one-armed Pollock out of a tree?
Wave at him.
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Post by magneto1138 on Mar 25, 2010 10:34:28 GMT -5
How was the Grand Canyon formed?
A Jew dropped a nickel down a prairie dog hole.
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Post by magneto1138 on Mar 25, 2010 10:35:22 GMT -5
What's black on top and white on bottom?
Rape.
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Post by magneto1138 on Mar 25, 2010 10:36:08 GMT -5
What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter?
The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!
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Post by magneto1138 on Mar 25, 2010 10:36:39 GMT -5
Why shouldn't women wear watches?
Because there's a clock on the stove.
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Post by magneto1138 on Mar 25, 2010 10:37:30 GMT -5
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
None. The bitch should have it open when she brings it to me.
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Post by magneto1138 on Mar 25, 2010 10:44:06 GMT -5
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.
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Post by latonthesnake on Mar 25, 2010 10:52:14 GMT -5
Woman asks Google answers:
"What's a good comeback when a guy tells you to get in the kitchen and make him a sandwich"
best answer:
"well you better come back with that God damn sandwich"
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Post by wejackson26 on Mar 26, 2010 15:39:25 GMT -5
you know the reason blacks have kwanzaa instead of christmas..right?? its the whole hanging ornaments from the tree thing..
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