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Post by Knockworstface on Feb 13, 2010 15:18:36 GMT -5
When was the last time you crapped in your pants? ;D when was the last time you shit your pants? And going forward William Shatner will be known as "The Shat".
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Post by NOTtehFACE on Feb 14, 2010 0:30:07 GMT -5
I was 17, I think. I dreamed I shat my pants, and when I got out of the bed and stood up? sh-t rolled down the right leg of my pajamas. !!!!!!!!!!!!SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!! It wasn't a dream.
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Post by Knockworstface on Feb 14, 2010 0:53:39 GMT -5
I can't remember the last time. But I know it's been with in the last five years. 17? Bah.
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Post by NOTtehFACE on Feb 14, 2010 1:03:23 GMT -5
I can't remember the last time. But I know it's been with in the last five years. 17? Bah. For me, it wasn't that long ago.
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Post by frinspar on Feb 14, 2010 1:24:45 GMT -5
Not since I was a baby in diapers.
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Post by Knockworstface on Feb 14, 2010 1:28:13 GMT -5
Me neither. I just can't remember. I know I've gotten drunk and ate the wrong crap and let one rip with some fudge force behind it. ;D. Just can't remember when. It's not the weed or hash either. Stress kills more of my brain cells moreso than anything.
I think I'm gonna be dead with in the next year two. Damn stress.
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Post by Knockworstface on Feb 14, 2010 1:30:13 GMT -5
Not since I was a baby in diapers. It must be nice to live in a perfect world. Jerk! ;D
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Post by frinspar on Feb 14, 2010 1:42:57 GMT -5
Hardly perfect. I guess I just have a knack (so far) for knowing when the difference between a shit and a fart, and to always err on the side of caution. And I never drink enough to hit a point where control of my bowels becomes an issue, unlike you couple of underpants graffiti artists. ;D
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Post by Knockworstface on Feb 14, 2010 2:07:52 GMT -5
^^^ ;D...that's so funny. I guess no one has ever had to do the butt cheek clench? where you walk like a duck looking like you have a stick up your ass waking on your tippy toes so you don't shit your pants.
On a side note. Someone just let out about 6-7 gunshots and now there is a helicopter with his spotlight on flying up back and forth. I hate where I live.
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Post by frinspar on Feb 14, 2010 2:24:23 GMT -5
Oh, I've been close, and done the walk, but never let the poo escape. I have total control of my pucker! RAWR!
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Post by NOTtehFACE on Feb 14, 2010 9:29:59 GMT -5
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Post by Knockworstface on Feb 14, 2010 17:34:27 GMT -5
Anyone ever get too drunk and let some mud in the pants fly before? Discuss Reggie Bannister's hair style! ;D
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Post by wejackson26 on Mar 21, 2010 0:33:42 GMT -5
who is reggie bannister???
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Post by Knockworstface on Mar 21, 2010 17:36:44 GMT -5
who is reggie bannister??? WhaaaaaaT!!!!!!!!! You don't know who Reggie Bannister is ? Shame! Shame! On you! In a nutshell Reggie Bannister happens to be the best bald ponytailed actor ever in existance. In Websters Third Edition Dictionary.......if you look under the defintion of "Legend". One can see a picture of Reginald Bannister in all his glory. ;D
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Post by NOTtehFACE on Mar 21, 2010 21:37:51 GMT -5
who is reggie bannister??? In Websters Third Edition Dictionary.......if you look under the defintion of "Legend". One can see a picture of Reginald Bannister in all his glory. ;D No! All you'll find; is the definition to the word "Legend", WHICH YOU FUCKING ARE!
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Post by wejackson26 on Mar 21, 2010 21:54:51 GMT -5
ok so im gonna google him...
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Post by latonthesnake on Mar 22, 2010 4:12:48 GMT -5
Not until this last year, and then a stomach bug went around...and like everyone I knew craped their pants.
I was lucky, I got to the bathroom before any real damage could be done, but I tell you it was a photo finish.
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Post by NOTtehFACE on Mar 22, 2010 11:46:54 GMT -5
Not until this last year, and then a stomach bug went around...and like everyone I knew craped their pants. I was lucky, I got to the bathroom before any real damage could be done, but I tell you it was a photo finish.I have had countless times that this had happened to me.
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Post by magneto1138 on Mar 23, 2010 8:47:50 GMT -5
You ain't cool.........unless you crap ya pants.
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Post by kabong30 on Mar 23, 2010 9:38:29 GMT -5
If crappin' your pants is cool, then I'm Miles Davis.
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Post by kuwa_kuwa on Mar 23, 2010 15:20:41 GMT -5
I haven't crapped my pants since I wore diapers. Buuut, I did shart about 7 years ago. I got wasted the night before and was terribly hungover. Liquor farts always bring a little something extra.
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Post by Knockworstface on Mar 23, 2010 15:27:55 GMT -5
Yes they do.
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Post by kuwa_kuwa on Mar 24, 2010 3:30:34 GMT -5
who is reggie bannister??? WhaaaaaaT!!!!!!!!! You don't know who Reggie Bannister is ? Shame! Shame! On you! In a nutshell Reggie Bannister happens to be the best bald ponytailed actor ever in existance. In Websters Third Edition Dictionary.......if you look under the defintion of "Legend". One can see a picture of Reginald Bannister in all his glory. ;D How much tail do you think he bagged as the Ice Cream Truck man?
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Post by Knockworstface on Mar 24, 2010 4:04:22 GMT -5
Not too sure. He gets laid in Phantasm 3, I think.
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Post by optronix on Mar 25, 2010 15:08:57 GMT -5
I have three stories, one involves puking though, not crapping my pants.
1st happened during xmas one year, I was maybe 7 or 8, and I felt horrible, at some point in the morning I crapped in my pants. I didn't care enough to deal with the issue and I remember sitting there wanting to just open my presents when my parents wondered what the smell was.
2nd is worse, I was skiing, started to relize I felt lousy. I started to race down the hill, as soon as I hit the bottom by the lodge I tripped and fell and puked all over the snow, and crapped my pants, it was a horrible site, and lots of people were looking. I quickly got up put my skis aside and ran to the bathroom, not caring how embarrassed I was.
3rd, is a few years back I'm watching TV not feeling great and I suddenly need to puke, I run to the bathroom, and get to the doorway and vomit all over the lid, spewing puke all over the bathroom.
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Post by kabong30 on Mar 25, 2010 15:28:50 GMT -5
I've had a few "Whataburger moments" where I am about to sh-t myself, but it always seems to happen when I'm near or passing the same Whataburger (not that I ate there mind you) I just happen to be in the neighborhood and the urge overtakes me. I had to run some kids out of the bathroom in there one time because they were playing in the sink. I just barely made it and when I came out their mother gave ME the dirty look.
Anwyay so now if I'm "touching cloth" I say I really need to get to Whataburger and the wife knows what's up.
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Post by mikedanger on Mar 25, 2010 17:24:51 GMT -5
i don't think i have for the last time
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Post by kabong30 on Mar 25, 2010 17:30:43 GMT -5
Is that where Whataburger got it's name or is it because the reconstituted beef fat in their burgers causes anal leakage? I dunno, all I know is that if there's gonna be a poo explosion I tend to be near that particular Whataburger, I have never eaten there.
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