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Feb 12, 2010 3:55:50 GMT -5
Post by frinspar on Feb 12, 2010 3:55:50 GMT -5
Hey! Guys! What... Hey! What if the New Orleans Saints won the Super Bowl? D'ya think they'd maybe give me some beads? Hey! If they win, maybe Reggie Bush would show me the tits of his dirty pirate hooker girlfriend! It's Mardi Gras after all. Where's the boobs?! It's like not havin' presents on Christmas, if you're a Christian, and not one of those non-believer kinds of things. Or poor. Y'know, speaking of dirty pirate hookers reminds me, I once spent 2 hours waiting for Bruce Jenner to squeeze out a log on a Pan Am flight on the way to Bangkok. The one time that hairy, Dorothy Hammill hairstyle-stealing bastard needed to move fast, he took his sweet damn time and I ended up peeing down my leg, while a frighteningly swarthy stewardess offered me a 2 ounce bottle of cheap scotch I wouldn't have ingested had it been the only cure available for my anal warts! At least nothing could penetrate and stain the polyester of my suit and it just ended up collecting in my shoe. I later blamed the pee smell people asked about around me on the filthy residents of Bangkok peeing everywhere. Hey! What? The Saints won? Well someone owes me something! I just think the sports forum needed a new thread is all
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Feb 12, 2010 23:03:04 GMT -5
Post by Knockworstface on Feb 12, 2010 23:03:04 GMT -5
Hilarious. ;D
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Feb 15, 2010 14:51:22 GMT -5
Post by NOTtehFACE on Feb 15, 2010 14:51:22 GMT -5
That game was fixed!
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Mar 27, 2010 15:05:06 GMT -5
Post by optronix on Mar 27, 2010 15:05:06 GMT -5
lol
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