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Post by frinspar on Dec 18, 2010 17:15:58 GMT -5
the teams started out with 85 points each and the games were only 2 minutes long. That's all they're interesting for anyway. I'd watch hockey if it wasn't like hockey. I'd watch baseball if anything ever happened. More birds hit by pitches is a good start. I'd watch more football if I had a sports package.
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Post by razkazz on Dec 18, 2010 20:23:42 GMT -5
I still wouldn't.
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Post by frinspar on Dec 18, 2010 20:35:44 GMT -5
YESYOUWOULD!
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Post by SweetZombieJesus on Dec 18, 2010 23:18:18 GMT -5
I'd watch baseball if the baserunner kept his bat after hitting the ball. ;D
I think basketball might be more interesting if it was similar to darts. You start with a certain amount of points and every basket made from a particular spot on the floor takes points off. First team to 0 wins.
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Post by frinspar on Dec 18, 2010 23:36:14 GMT -5
There we go. Shortstop gets a small leather shield and bullwhip. Hell, if they cut down the seemingly mandatory 15 minutes between pitches it could do a lot for a boring sport guys get paid $47 million a year to do very little in.
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Post by razkazz on Dec 18, 2010 23:38:49 GMT -5
If i drink beer watching sports makes sense. Try that.
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Post by NOTtehFACE on Dec 19, 2010 1:00:33 GMT -5
I'm glad I don't like sports. It's bad enough when I take the wife out for a nice dinner at our local Outback Steakhouse, norulesjustright, and a movie trailer comes on.
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Post by razkazz on Dec 19, 2010 1:04:32 GMT -5
You lost me ctyler, fuck are you talkin about?
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Post by NOTtehFACE on Dec 19, 2010 1:06:38 GMT -5
I don't watch sports...
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Post by frinspar on Dec 19, 2010 1:08:20 GMT -5
You lost me ctyler, fuck are you talkin about? He shuns his Mrs. for the 2 minutes a trailer is on. If he liked sports and there was a game on, she'd be talking to her baked potato the whole time. ;D
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Post by clinkenbeard on Dec 19, 2010 1:08:44 GMT -5
His kids would be named Dallas and Star If he had the love for sports that he does for movies.
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Post by razkazz on Dec 19, 2010 1:09:29 GMT -5
OHH, see that's funny.
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Post by frinspar on Dec 19, 2010 1:11:25 GMT -5
His kids would be named Dallas and Star If he had the love for sports that he does for movies. Garfield a Gigli are much better names for kids. ;D
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Post by NOTtehFACE on Dec 19, 2010 1:12:36 GMT -5
Turner and Hooch.
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Post by SweetZombieJesus on Dec 19, 2010 1:12:48 GMT -5
His kids would be named Dallas and Star If he had the love for sports that he does for movies. Garfield a Gigli are much better names for kids. ;D If you and the wife ever have kids, you're now obligated to name them Garfield Frin and Gigli Spar.
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Post by SweetZombieJesus on Dec 19, 2010 1:13:57 GMT -5
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Post by frinspar on Dec 19, 2010 1:16:12 GMT -5
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Post by Darth Twitty on Dec 19, 2010 11:38:13 GMT -5
I would watch basketball more if the court was the same as the old Rock n Jock court. With the double rims and the point spots. and a Marky Mark halftime show.
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