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Post by razkazz on Feb 7, 2012 4:21:17 GMT -5
Men who cultivate and overly-primp beards without a mustache included. That Amish approach is visually offensive in every way. If you do this, stop. Either grow the whole face out or remove the fur and stop being such a dorky jagoff.
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Post by 91dnulasn on Feb 7, 2012 10:12:15 GMT -5
Canadians using U for Favour and Colour I'm american and tend to spell it colour a lot.
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Post by NOTtehFACE on Feb 7, 2012 10:22:39 GMT -5
Douche.
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Post by zurita54 on Feb 7, 2012 10:22:45 GMT -5
Canadians using U for Favour and Colour I knew coming in here was a bad idea but I never thought I'd be emasculated by one of my all-time heroes, Shawn Kemp joke writer and Jersey Shore historian, nacho aka zurita54. FNZ FNZ FNZ FNZ Enlighten me and explain why the use for the U is a-boot. Maybe that way i will not be annoyed by it any more.
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Post by okcomputer on Feb 7, 2012 11:21:17 GMT -5
These things: I'm not really sure why, but those fucking things piss me off even more than the decals of Calvin peeing on car logos. I see a ton of them on the way to work each morning, and they always put me in a bad mood.
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Post by magneto1138 on Feb 7, 2012 11:27:48 GMT -5
I used to work at a car wash and one day the owner decided it would be nice to the customers to scrub the bugs of their windows before going into the wash. Those stickers didn't bug me too much, but seeing "Wash Me" in different ways and haikus pissed me the fuck off big time. I also had a nice collection of those ribbon magnets.
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Post by kabong on Feb 7, 2012 11:53:55 GMT -5
Those stickers and the ones that have a sport and the kid's name piss me the fuck off. There's pedos all over the place and here you ae trumpeting your kid's name and favorite thing to do? Are you fucking retarded?!?!? I'm gonna put other kids names on my car and then if somebody comes up and calls my kid that name, they'll know to kick that fucker in the nuts.
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Post by sweetlou on Feb 7, 2012 12:26:07 GMT -5
Picking my nose with freshly cut nails.
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Post by okcomputer on Feb 7, 2012 12:29:05 GMT -5
Those stickers and the ones that have a sport and the kid's name piss me the fuck off. There's pedos all over the place and here you ae trumpeting your kid's name and favorite thing to do? Are you fucking retarded?!?!? I'm gonna put other kids names on my car and then if somebody comes up and calls my kid that name, they'll know to kick that fucker in the nuts. I hadn't thought about it that way before, but you're totally right. "My kid's name is Tyler and he plays soccer! His team is called the Rockets and he's #24! See you at the game in that creepy van!"
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Post by okcomputer on Feb 7, 2012 12:33:41 GMT -5
And do other parts of the country have those "In Loving Memory" decals, usually on the rear window of a pickup truck next to a NASCAR sticker?
I'm sure Steve Jr. was a great kid and all before that accident with the Keystone Light and the shotgun, but is putting his name on equal footing with Tony Stewart really the best way to honor his memory?
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Post by okcomputer on Feb 7, 2012 12:37:03 GMT -5
I mean, Person Name was 108 years old! It was his time!
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Post by frinspar on Feb 7, 2012 18:21:34 GMT -5
^ Around here those are almost exclusively a Latino thing.
When did people start to believe that "sale" and "sell" are the same word? I see more people writing shit like "I bought it from the only place that sales what I was looking for," or "I sale on the bay all the time." They most often seem like the SEOD types, too, which if funny. But still very annoying.
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Post by SkellyMan on Feb 7, 2012 18:33:47 GMT -5
I wish college would cost so damn much
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Post by okcomputer on Feb 7, 2012 18:52:20 GMT -5
^ Around here those are almost exclusively a Latino thing. Around here it's a redneck thing.
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Post by j97e on Feb 7, 2012 19:01:25 GMT -5
Paranoids who think that a car sticker is where pedos get their victims info from.
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Post by NecroDragon on Feb 7, 2012 23:02:25 GMT -5
These things: I'm not really sure why, but those fucking things piss me off even more than the decals of Calvin peeing on car logos. I see a ton of them on the way to work each morning, and they always put me in a bad mood. I hate those, too for the exact reason Kabong said. It's just stupid. Those stickers and the ones that have a sport and the kid's name piss me the fuck off. There's pedos all over the place and here you ae trumpeting your kid's name and favorite thing to do? Are you fucking retarded?!?!? I'm gonna put other kids names on my car and then if somebody comes up and calls my kid that name, they'll know to kick that fucker in the nuts. Customizing your shit to make it your own is cool, but broadcasting information about your family like that so that murderers and sexual predators can use it is pretty lame.
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Post by frinspar on Feb 7, 2012 23:08:53 GMT -5
I just dislike those stickers because I can't believe people really choose to think anyone else gives a shit about their family. Honestly, world, no one cares a withered dick about your family except you. But I've gotta tell you, if I read a story about a kid named Boogers or Alecheetos getting touched by a teacher, I might accidentally let a chuckle slip past my outrage.
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Post by optronix on Feb 7, 2012 23:15:36 GMT -5
This is my favorite thing about those stupid ass stickers.
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Post by frinspar on Feb 7, 2012 23:21:02 GMT -5
So wrong, but so right.
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Post by optronix on Feb 7, 2012 23:23:25 GMT -5
Fucking Toyota ad just had those damned stickers.
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Post by frinspar on Feb 7, 2012 23:41:47 GMT -5
Dorks wearing a hoodie up when it's warm and/or not raining, with or without a baseball cap included. Although it forces them to have the cap more or less aimed the right way. I guess that's good. Even worse is the half-assed thing where they have the hood up but it's juuuust barely on the back of their head. Fuckin' kids.
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Post by optronix on Feb 7, 2012 23:42:52 GMT -5
^Those asshat kids that drive WITH THEIR HOOD ON. Fuck you asshole. You fucking douche.
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Post by NecroDragon on Feb 8, 2012 0:00:57 GMT -5
Those idiots who wear their pants around their damn ankles and have to hold them up and cover the rest of their legs with their over-sized t-shirts.
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Post by 91dnulasn on Feb 8, 2012 0:03:16 GMT -5
These things: I'm not really sure why, but those fucking things piss me off even more than the decals of Calvin peeing on car logos. I see a ton of them on the way to work each morning, and they always put me in a bad mood. I'll see this and raise it with the person who has their pets added to it. Added rage when its ONLY pets. Most car stickers deserve nut punches. At least the Sun visor stickers went out. Great, your Drive a Lumina, I wouldnt have known that had you not put a giant stick on half your windshield.
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Post by optronix on Feb 8, 2012 0:04:31 GMT -5
Those idiots who wear their pants around their damn ankles and have to hold them up and cover the rest of their legs with their over-sized t-shirts. People who have their ass crack showing because they can't use a belt, or find a shirt that fits, or are too damn lazy to fix what they clearly should fucking feel when a breeze comes by.
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Post by NecroDragon on Feb 8, 2012 0:06:53 GMT -5
Unless it's a girl.
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Post by optronix on Feb 8, 2012 0:10:12 GMT -5
Unless it's a girl. Fatties too?
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Post by NecroDragon on Feb 8, 2012 0:39:25 GMT -5
Only those.
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Post by optronix on Feb 8, 2012 0:56:32 GMT -5
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Post by kabong on Feb 8, 2012 1:50:31 GMT -5
Paranoids who think that a car sticker is where pedos get their victims info from. Suddenly, you have insight on how pedos get their info? Please, explain to us the inner workings of the sexual predator's mind. I mean why would they use info made readily available? It's so much more Hollywood for them to stalk them through their internets or something, right? Tell you what, go punch out a litter of puppies and start to truly understand that there are people that would hurt the ones you love more than anything for no other reason than their own gratification and then see if it seems so paranoid. Or maybe you're one of those ones that eats their young?
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