NecroDragon
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"Stupid science bitches couldn't even make I more smarter!"
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Post by NecroDragon on Oct 11, 2011 21:18:20 GMT -5
OOH! A rap of conciousness!
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rxsheepxr
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Looking for a new internet home
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Post by rxsheepxr on Oct 11, 2011 21:20:40 GMT -5
If I had a nickel for every mouth I fed with line after line of bullshit paradoxes and cliches I would have stayed in school, but I still wouldn't have taken gym. Gym is for pussies.
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NecroDragon
Knight of Burnie
THE CLEVERER OF THE CLEVEREST
"Stupid science bitches couldn't even make I more smarter!"
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Post by NecroDragon on Oct 12, 2011 1:33:08 GMT -5
Whaaaaaaa?! Sheep!
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NOTtehFACE
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Post by NOTtehFACE on Oct 12, 2011 15:13:16 GMT -5
Forever ago there was a grand centre for all the goats to serve in and pray.
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'86
Cooler than Rip Torn
Protip - LIFE IS UNFAIR, OMG!
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Post by '86 on Oct 12, 2011 22:56:53 GMT -5
Dogs flee the man with green sausages, it's not uncommon for bees to eat lead.
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NecroDragon
Knight of Burnie
THE CLEVERER OF THE CLEVEREST
"Stupid science bitches couldn't even make I more smarter!"
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Post by NecroDragon on Oct 13, 2011 3:57:49 GMT -5
Super turpentine proved to be a bigger hit when the dwarf goblins ended their football varnishing. On an unrelated note, spore frogs can't undo the timely vector findings that stogie-smokers urinate with.
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SkellyMan
Cooler than Rip Torn
BONES
Life finds a way
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Post by SkellyMan on Oct 14, 2011 12:19:37 GMT -5
you can't have a couch without a bed on it in which to fornicate the jury
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NecroDragon
Knight of Burnie
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"Stupid science bitches couldn't even make I more smarter!"
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Post by NecroDragon on Oct 18, 2011 4:16:43 GMT -5
I feel that the need for hypocrisy in this illusory world is often negated by the ultra sound barriers that block the nematoads from lurking in the streets. Usually, I find style points for the masquerade ball under the sidewalk of tennis courts.
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frinspar
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Hi, Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell's wart.
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Post by frinspar on Oct 18, 2011 4:31:46 GMT -5
If the idea of forever is cultivated and farmed, the result will be time.
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NecroDragon
Knight of Burnie
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"Stupid science bitches couldn't even make I more smarter!"
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Post by NecroDragon on Oct 18, 2011 4:36:48 GMT -5
The silver snake of eternity slithers through the razor grass of time and space until it enters the forbidden beyond of lateral psychology. Entranced, it maneuvers unto the starlit fields of space and math.
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Post by Trance Viper on Oct 18, 2011 10:25:52 GMT -5
Mailboxes drip like lampposts in the twisted birth canal of the coliseum Rim job fairy teapots mask the temper tantrum O' say can you see 'em Stuffed cabbage is the darling of the Laundromat 'N the sorority mascot sat with the lumberjack Pressing passing stinging half synthetic fabrication of his-- Time The mouse with the overbite explained how the rabbits were ensnared 'N the skinny scanty sylph trashed the apothecary diplomat Inside the three-eyed monkey within inches of his toaster oven life
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SkellyMan
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Post by SkellyMan on Oct 18, 2011 19:05:57 GMT -5
Mailboxes drip like lampposts in the twisted birth canal of the coliseum Rim job fairy teapots mask the temper tantrum O' say can you see 'em Stuffed cabbage is the darling of the Laundromat 'N the sorority mascot sat with the lumberjack Pressing passing stinging half synthetic fabrication of his-- Time The mouse with the overbite explained how the rabbits were ensnared 'N the skinny scanty sylph trashed the apothecary diplomat Inside the three-eyed monkey within inches of his toaster oven life DEWEY COX!!!!!
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erin1789
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Post by erin1789 on Oct 18, 2011 19:07:49 GMT -5
Roses are red, violets are blue Something something something rhymes with blue.
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Robocop2
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OCP corporate liason
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Post by Robocop2 on Oct 18, 2011 21:50:28 GMT -5
Eggs in the bacon thunderclap under the river bridge. If you don't stop flying around this place I'll beat you. Over there is not the place I want to be; its over here for me.
Incidentally; this whole thread sounds like a Beck song.
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SkellyMan
Cooler than Rip Torn
BONES
Life finds a way
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Post by SkellyMan on Oct 18, 2011 23:56:44 GMT -5
or Bob Dylan
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CelticPredator
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Post by CelticPredator on Oct 19, 2011 11:09:23 GMT -5
The place in which we start is the palce in which we fall, the world is nothing any more. Red long hands of death reaching for life. Falling skys of green emebers raping the sunday dew onn a midsummers's dream. Lot happens when you die. Your body explodes into a shower of filth. You filthy man. Fuck you. Eat my number 8 pantaloons.
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SkellyMan
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BONES
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Post by SkellyMan on Oct 19, 2011 14:27:48 GMT -5
what is it in all of us that draws us to our Mordors despite what kind of evils fornicate behind the black gates?
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CelticPredator
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Post by CelticPredator on Oct 19, 2011 14:28:24 GMT -5
"Red Cunt of yesteryear"!
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SkellyMan
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BONES
Life finds a way
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Post by SkellyMan on Oct 20, 2011 9:31:31 GMT -5
Find what can't be found Pound the ground Paint the town Red, the blood of dissidents.
Raze the hypocrisy drown the doctrine
wow thats actually pretty cool...i'll expand on this
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'86
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Protip - LIFE IS UNFAIR, OMG!
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Post by '86 on Oct 20, 2011 11:33:41 GMT -5
Vegemite, don't hesitate. Rise to the mountain with the gold, where I found a cat in a basket.
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NecroDragon
Knight of Burnie
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"Stupid science bitches couldn't even make I more smarter!"
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Post by NecroDragon on Oct 26, 2011 4:49:37 GMT -5
LOL, 1986 I'm lovin' yours!
Well, sometimes grease only pertains to the monkey heads who sing high praises of the poltergeist in cotton underwear. Fill my hat with grunge records and call me a wallaby, that under varmint went straight to the felt market for a dirty sanchez on a motorcycle habit! Those damn beans are always mixing up the froth rockets with the anti pistols.
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kuwa_kuwa
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Post by kuwa_kuwa on Nov 1, 2011 4:24:58 GMT -5
Bump. I like reading these.
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frinspar
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Hi, Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell's wart.
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Post by frinspar on Nov 1, 2011 4:28:35 GMT -5
Can a farthing prosper endless guests to force portions deepest rest, between a sky torn black and dead, from where the living come to dread.
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NOTtehFACE
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Post by NOTtehFACE on Nov 2, 2011 13:48:06 GMT -5
Pigs are silly and sterile, as is the way of the brave Cherokee who once roamed these great plains with the dinosaurs and octopussies.
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NecroDragon
Knight of Burnie
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"Stupid science bitches couldn't even make I more smarter!"
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Post by NecroDragon on Nov 3, 2011 17:15:08 GMT -5
Seven deadly fleas sing and dance in the whether-torn world of perniscuous mothballs. Only five of them went super ugly. Backflip.
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SkellyMan
Cooler than Rip Torn
BONES
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Post by SkellyMan on Nov 3, 2011 17:21:22 GMT -5
how many plants can Harry Potter pot if Harry Potter could pot plants
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NecroDragon
Knight of Burnie
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Post by NecroDragon on Jan 7, 2012 4:48:50 GMT -5
I'm bringing it back!
Back to the ocean where seagulls rot inside of the rusty corpses of shit barns!
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razkazz
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Post by razkazz on Oct 3, 2012 10:05:27 GMT -5
Here's an SSX haiku I just wrote:
Tony Hawk's about to lose his shit, cuz SSX has got uber-tricks --maneuver quick--rip that flip watch your asthma, the air's not thick It's got Mount Fuji DLC, and it moves me because it's free SSX
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Post by kabong35 on Oct 3, 2012 17:21:04 GMT -5
That's not a haiku.
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CelticPredator
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Post by CelticPredator on Oct 3, 2012 18:53:57 GMT -5
Dark Shadows to my dismay isn't as fun as I hoped. Alice in Wonderland was a high mare and I couldn't stand how fucked it was. Rainbow sprinkles covered in chocolate hanging on my windowsill erupted from the vains of a billion red ants. Ants whom destroyed humanity with technological achievements such as the internet, and weaponry. iMacs created to destroy the ants but were unsuccessful due to the explosion near Sarah Connor's house.
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