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Post by Knockworstface on Dec 30, 2009 10:58:09 GMT -5
anyhelp would be greatly appreciated in identifying who this "Pizza Chef" is. ;D
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Post by Knockworstface on Dec 30, 2009 20:11:18 GMT -5
discuss. !!!
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Post by Knockworstface on Jan 3, 2010 12:49:12 GMT -5
discuss this legend from the past!!
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Post by NOTtehFACE on Jan 13, 2010 11:04:08 GMT -5
This man is a true legend. I haven't uncovered his true identity yet, but I did start smoking weed recently.
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Post by Knockworstface on Jan 13, 2010 18:48:55 GMT -5
This man is a true legend. I haven't uncovered his true identity yet, but I did start smoking weed recently. how is it? What are you paying? What brought about this new found "habit"? I want details!.....
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Post by NOTtehFACE on Jan 13, 2010 23:38:12 GMT -5
how is it? What are you paying? What brought about this new found "habit"? I want details!..... I would like to answer all questions, each in order. 1) Wonderful. 2) $75 for 5oz. 3) I've always wanted to try it, but never when I was younger. Me and the wife discussed trying it in Jamaica, but I was too worried about being stuck in a foreign country, so we decided not to. The Mrs. started working in a beauty salon and everybody there smokes. She's always getting invited to "hang out" with the gals, but never accepted the offer. My wife has dabbled with the stuff in high school, but not since, and has mentioned to me that I should try it. I've always been reluctant to smoke due to fear of becoming obsessed. Obsessive tendencies run in my family. One day I was feeling adventurous and decided I was ready to try the stuff. My wife asked if she could go to eat, with the girls, and asked if I wanted anything. I responded - "Yeah, how about some stuff from your girlfriends?" At which she responded - "What the hell are you talking about?" Obviously her first thought was sexual but I comforted her concern by responding - "I just want some drugs." Her response was - "Are you sure?" Me - "Yeah, I think I'm ready." Her - "Ok, baby. I'll try my best." She came home with a small joint, which the seller gave her for free as a sample, and I took it in my hand. I smelled it. I lit it. I inhaled. And....holy sh-t! My mind was at total ease. A feeling that I haven't felt since I was 7 years old. It followed into the next night. I was relaxed the entire week, and I didn't smoke again for two (2) weeks. I stopped drinking and have noticed a total change in my life. When I'm having a stressful day, I no longer think about leaving my family and going to a bar. I come home, put a pinch into my corncob pipe, take three (3) nice drags, go take a bath, and enjoy the company of my family. I don't usually get high off my a--. I mostly get "relaxed" and hang out watching adult swim cartoons and enjoying the deliciousness of peanut butter. The first thing that came to my mind the very first time I got stoned was... "Why the f-ck is this illegal and hated?" I still haven't been able to answer that question on a moral stance, and that sh-t bothers me. Well...that's the tale of how I got started. I hope you enjoyed story.
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Post by Knockworstface on Jan 14, 2010 23:10:40 GMT -5
That's awesome. $75 for 5 ounces? That's super cheap. How's the quality?
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Post by NOTtehFACE on Jan 15, 2010 12:01:26 GMT -5
That's awesome. $75 for 5 ounces? That's super cheap. How's the quality? I questioned if the stuff was stolen off the back of a truck, or something like that, because it was fantastic. Real pretty, smelled skunky, and got me really "elevated."
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Post by Knockworstface on Jan 15, 2010 15:23:45 GMT -5
That's awesome. $75 for 5 ounces? That's super cheap. How's the quality? I questioned if the stuff was stolen off the back of a truck, or something like that, because it was fantastic. Real pretty, smelled skunky, and got me really "elevated." That's an awesome deal. Unheard of. Mexican brown dirtweed isn't even that cheap. Who ever hooked you up with that deal could have made at least an addional $300 appx. If not a lot more. Joints are not as harsh to the lungs as pipes are. If you get the chance. Try hashish. It's nice. ;D
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Post by Knockworstface on Jan 15, 2010 15:25:09 GMT -5
What are your favorite snacks once the munchies arise?
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Post by NOTtehFACE on Jan 17, 2010 0:00:40 GMT -5
What are your favorite snacks once the munchies arise? A jar of peanut butter, and a tall glass of coolaide. That's what I'm enjoying right now.
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Post by Knockworstface on Jan 17, 2010 20:18:00 GMT -5
Just peanutbutter? No bread or crackers? straight from the jar?
I want details! ;D
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Post by NOTtehFACE on Jan 18, 2010 13:09:11 GMT -5
Just peanutbutter? No bread or crackers? straight from the jar? I want details! ;D Straight out of the jar with a long spoon. Now sometimes if there's a Hershey's chocolate bar lying around I'll incorporate that into the peanut butter. You know? Make a little sandwich. I also really like rice crispy treats. Last time I "indulged" I did so with 'Chocolate drizzle', and Chocolate chunk' rice crispy treats. It was simply orgasmic.
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Post by Knockworstface on Jan 18, 2010 13:22:51 GMT -5
Anything else besides sweets?
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Post by NOTtehFACE on Jan 21, 2010 23:48:49 GMT -5
Anything else besides sweets? Pizza rolls are really good. I try to maintain a calorie count throughout the day, so I don't usually go crazy, even when I'm stoned. I really just like to lie around and watch 'Harold and Kuma: Escape from Guantonamo Bay' and laugh my ass off. Lots of Coolaid is a must. Actually, now come to think of it, I also really enjoy Lipton's green tea with citrus.
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Post by Knockworstface on Jan 22, 2010 6:36:43 GMT -5
Anything else besides sweets? Pizza rolls are really good. I try to maintain a calorie count throughout the day, so I don't usually go crazy, even when I'm stoned. I really just like to lie around and watch 'Harold and Kuma: Escape from Guantonamo Bay' and laugh my a-- off. Lots of Coolaid is a must. Actually, now come to think of it, I also really enjoy Lipton's green tea with citrus. Ha ha....pizza rolls are awesome. I haven't ate one of those in years. I usually do the frozen pizza or tv dinner thing nothing exciting. I used to make peanut butter and bacon and banana sandwiches on English muffins. Maybe add a drizzle of chocolate syrup or leave it as is and that's a pretty good stoner snack. I just watched the first "Harold & Kumar" last week. Both are pretty damn funny. I gotta "dry out" sucks. Weed withdrawals suck. Insomnia, crankiness, radical appetite changes(decrease). Anyone who says it's not addictive never smoked the good sh!t.
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Post by NOTtehFACE on Jan 22, 2010 12:29:50 GMT -5
Ha ha....pizza rolls are awesome. I haven't ate one of those in years. I usually do the frozen pizza or tv dinner thing nothing exciting. I used to make peanut butter and bacon and banana sandwiches on English muffins. Maybe add a drizzle of chocolate syrup or leave it as is and that's a pretty good stoner snack. I just watched the first "Harold & Kumar" last week. Both are pretty damn funny. I gotta "dry out" sucks. Weed withdrawals suck. Insomnia, crankiness, radical appetite changes(decrease). Anyone who says it's not addictive never smoked the good sh!t. Why are you having to dry out? And you should know to smoke it through a bong, it cancels out all of the addictive shit.
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Post by Knockworstface on Jan 22, 2010 13:37:41 GMT -5
Ha ha....pizza rolls are awesome. I haven't ate one of those in years. I usually do the frozen pizza or tv dinner thing nothing exciting. I used to make peanut butter and bacon and banana sandwiches on English muffins. Maybe add a drizzle of chocolate syrup or leave it as is and that's a pretty good stoner snack. I just watched the first "Harold & Kumar" last week. Both are pretty damn funny. I gotta "dry out" sucks. Weed withdrawals suck. Insomnia, crankiness, radical appetite changes(decrease). Anyone who says it's not addictive never smoked the good sh!t. Why are you having to dry out? And you should know to smoke it through a bong, it cancels out all of the addictive sh-t. I'm on the job hunt so if there is a drug test I want to be clean. I have a legal doctors rec here but I don't know and it's safe to assume most companies won't overlook a positive for weed even if your legal. Plus it's a money thing too. I'll definately pick up the habit again when money is less tight.
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Post by kabong30 on Jan 22, 2010 14:21:45 GMT -5
Keeping the dream alive over here, huh fellas?
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Post by Knockworstface on Jan 23, 2010 0:50:02 GMT -5
Yup. I wonder how weed from Garland Texas is? ;D
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Post by NOTtehFACE on Jan 25, 2010 23:30:06 GMT -5
Keeping the dream alive over here, huh fellas? You know it, Brah.
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Post by Knockworstface on Jan 26, 2010 1:47:20 GMT -5
^This
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Post by magneto1138 on Feb 1, 2010 10:45:39 GMT -5
I guess I'll hop in this conversation.
-The Beginning- It was a hot summer night, I was a wee lad at the age of 14. I was in a band at the time, we were all pretty clean cut kids. During practice one of our good friends came over to listen, he was a couple years older than us. He says to us, "Hey guys, if yall don't mind I'd like to smoke this." We were a little iffy about it, but we decided OK. We all having fun, let's not put a damper on his good times. He took a few hits, and offered some to me. I did not feel pressured at all, so I said, "Why not." I took a hit, coughed a bit, I hadn't even had a cigarette before, took a few more hits and felt great.
-The Dark Ages- I kept all of my "stuff" at a trustworthy friends house. I never wanted my family to have any idea of my new found glory. My mom was always against the "Devil's Lettuce," and I couldn't tell any of my siblings because they would tell my parents just to get a kick out of my punishment. Come to think of it, my siblings were real Mca--holes. So like I said before, all my stuff was elsewhere away from my home, and the only time I would smoke was when I'd go to his house, which wasn't too often, maybe a few times a month. His mom was always doped up on pills, and didn't care what we did. My friends started getting into much harsher, dangerous drugs. I didn't want to take part in any of that, so I began to stray away from them. A couple of them were eventually picked up by police for selling crack, coke, and pills, so they left and joined the military when they turned 18. I have always battled with depression, and had a bad stint of it in my later teen years. I pretty much stopped smoking, maybe a couple times here or there, probably once every month or two.
-These Daze- My sister married a great guy, and is now my best friend / co-worker. This guy happens to be ctyler85. When I met him he had never touched the stuff, and I didn't dare bring it up to him. He had always been against it, but later began to talk about wanting to try it. I really wanted to let him know that I smoked, but I was scared. One day at work he approached me and let me know that he had finally tried it(see his story in above post), and I was comfortable enough to tell him that I smoke as well and we now smoke together. I have also become friends with a new group of people who smoke, just a great group of people. These days I feel great about my "hobby," and it's a wonderful thing to be able to share with other people.
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Post by Knockworstface on Feb 1, 2010 11:41:31 GMT -5
^Awesome. Weed helps with depression but also contributes to it when you run out.
Hash is awesome if you can get good hash. I've been getting into hash lately. More bang for your buck.
I like joints and nice bong rips. Vaporizers are the best. No carbon, tar or any waste.
Joints, and a glass bowl is my usual methods of consumption. You guys?....
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Post by NOTtehFACE on Feb 1, 2010 11:45:54 GMT -5
^Awesome. Weed helps with depression but also contributes to it when you run out. Hash is awesome if you can get good hash. I've been getting into hash lately. More bang for your buck. I like joints and nice bong rips. Vaporizers are the best. No carbon, tar or any waste. Joints, and a glass bowl is my usual methods of consumption. You guys?.... Corncob pipe or Joints.
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Post by magneto1138 on Feb 1, 2010 11:55:45 GMT -5
Joints, and a glass bowl is my usual methods of consumption. You guys?.... Same
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Post by magneto1138 on Feb 1, 2010 12:02:37 GMT -5
He would really just hold my pipe and wraps, and I'd buy a dime or nickel from him when I'd go over.
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Post by NOTtehFACE on Feb 1, 2010 12:04:09 GMT -5
I guess I'll hop in this conversation. -The Beginning- It was a hot summer night, I was a wee lad at the age of 14. I was in a band at the time, we were all pretty clean cut kids. During practice one of our good friends came over to listen, he was a couple years older than us. He says to us, "Hey guys, if yall don't mind I'd like to smoke this." We were a little iffy about it, but we decided OK. We all having fun, let's not put a damper on his good times. He took a few hits, and offered some to me. I did not feel pressured at all, so I said, "Why not." I took a hit, coughed a bit, I hadn't even had a cigarette before, took a few more hits and felt great. -The Dark Ages- I kept all of my "stuff" at a trustworthy friends house. I never wanted my family to have any idea of my new found glory. My mom was always against the "Devil's Lettuce," and I couldn't tell any of my siblings because they would tell my parents just to get a kick out of my punishment. Come to think of it, my siblings were real Mca--holes. So like I said before, all my stuff was elsewhere away from my home, and the only time I would smoke was when I'd go to his house, which wasn't too often, maybe a few times a month. His mom was always doped up on pills, and didn't care what we did. My friends started getting into much harsher, dangerous drugs. I didn't want to take part in any of that, so I began to stray away from them. A couple of them were eventually picked up by police for selling crack, coke, and pills, so they left and joined the military when they turned 18. I have always battled with depression, and had a bad stint of it in my later teen years. I pretty much stopped smoking, maybe a couple times here or there, probably once every month or two. -These Daze- My sister married a great guy, and is now my best friend / co-worker. This guy happens to be ctyler85. When I met him he had never touched the stuff, and I didn't dare bring it up to him. He had always been against it, but later began to talk about wanting to try it. I really wanted to let him know that I smoked, but I was scared. One day at work he approached me and let me know that he had finally tried it(see his story in above post), and I was comfortable enough to tell him that I smoke as well and we now smoke together. I have also become friends with a new group of people who smoke, just a great group of people. These days I feel great about my "hobby," and it's a wonderful thing to be able to share with other people. You are lucky to have such trustworthy friends. I've never had a friend I could trust to hold my weed. I'll hold your weed.
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Post by Knockworstface on Feb 1, 2010 12:05:55 GMT -5
I could never leave my weed with anyone. I'm willing to bet someone was pinching from that bag of left weed.
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Post by Knockworstface on Feb 1, 2010 12:13:03 GMT -5
He would really just hold my pipe and wraps, and I'd buy a dime or nickel from him when I'd go over. now the truth comes out. I had a roommate years ago who was a friend that I caught stealing my weed. F-cking guy, I smoked him out everyday and he ends up theiving from me. Jerk. I got my revenge though.
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