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Post by homunculus on Dec 2, 2010 2:07:20 GMT -5
You know what? I actually have a mug with my ugly mug on it.
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Post by frinspar on Dec 2, 2010 2:09:51 GMT -5
IDRINKYOURMILKFACE!
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Post by homunculus on Dec 2, 2010 2:11:43 GMT -5
Are you drinking milk here, or implying that my face is somehow milklike?
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Post by optronix on Dec 2, 2010 2:14:34 GMT -5
^I think he is suggesting your cheeks are large and breast shaped with nipple points so as to have the desire to milk them, and then drink from your face.
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Post by homunculus on Dec 2, 2010 2:16:13 GMT -5
They're kinda large. Not so much breast-shaped, unless you've seen some awful, hairy breasts.
I really do have a mug with my pitcher on it, though. I'll have a pic in a minute.
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Post by frinspar on Dec 2, 2010 2:19:16 GMT -5
If you...um, put milk in your mug with your, um, mug on it then I'm...well, I'll drink it.
I will vomit if I see a person afflicted by nipple face, so keep that shit in your jawbra, n'kay?
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Post by homunculus on Dec 2, 2010 2:20:49 GMT -5
I don't know what the fuck you're saying half the time. Made up words are fun, but only in sometimeseration.
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Post by homunculus on Dec 2, 2010 2:33:42 GMT -5
Okay, here we go. I don't have a working camera, so I had to shove it in the scanner- thus the shittiness. Anyway, it says "Fab Feline" on the front, and "Kevin Forever" on the back. A friend of mine gave it to me several years ago. I now have considerably less hair, less fat, and more beard.
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Post by frinspar on Dec 2, 2010 2:34:17 GMT -5
I usually know what I'm saying, and that's all I really care about. I'll leave it to the future generations to create religions from it and have wars over what it all means.
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Post by optronix on Dec 2, 2010 2:34:36 GMT -5
OMG its Hairy Knowles
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Post by homunculus on Dec 2, 2010 2:34:56 GMT -5
I usually know what I'm saying, and that's all I really care about. I'll leave it to the future generations to create religions from it and have wars over what it all means. Sounds to me like your ego is mightily inflatulated.
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Post by homunculus on Dec 2, 2010 2:35:52 GMT -5
That's just fucking mean, Optipuss.
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Post by optronix on Dec 2, 2010 2:36:41 GMT -5
^teehee, kidding of course. Cool mug though.
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Post by homunculus on Dec 2, 2010 2:37:18 GMT -5
It's lame as hell, actually. Which is part of why it's awesome.
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Post by optronix on Dec 2, 2010 2:37:55 GMT -5
It's impressive.
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Post by frinspar on Dec 2, 2010 2:40:03 GMT -5
That's the greatest mug in all of forever! Plus, scanning it is just that much cooler. I wonder if I could scan my next dinner for that thread...
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Post by homunculus on Dec 2, 2010 2:40:46 GMT -5
I scan shit. It's my thing. I scanned my head for a haul thread on the other board.
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Post by frinspar on Dec 2, 2010 2:45:55 GMT -5
I once scanned the privates of an old GF while she was sleeping, and sent the images to Helsinki to get a ruling on whether that thing is just big, or a penis. Turns out if there's no vagina at all, it's gonna be a 5-inch penis.
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Post by homunculus on Dec 2, 2010 2:50:04 GMT -5
That can't be right. You should get a second opinion.
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Post by frinspar on Dec 2, 2010 2:59:25 GMT -5
I said the same thing. Jorg Bluforgenfarger said to stick my hand down my pants for that one.
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Post by frinspar on Dec 2, 2010 3:00:15 GMT -5
Sorry, that's DOCTOR Jorg.
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Post by NOTtehFACE on Dec 2, 2010 13:40:46 GMT -5
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Post by frinspar on Dec 2, 2010 16:39:37 GMT -5
Oh, that's just darling! ;D
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Post by NOTtehFACE on Dec 2, 2010 16:59:14 GMT -5
I have a green one as well.
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Post by frinspar on Dec 2, 2010 17:22:36 GMT -5
I like how Beardy McBatman is peeking over the top of it.
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Post by NOTtehFACE on Dec 3, 2010 13:32:08 GMT -5
Ha!
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Post by NOTtehFACE on Dec 3, 2010 13:38:41 GMT -5
Another theater freebie. Attachments:
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Post by One Winged Angel on Dec 3, 2010 16:34:48 GMT -5
Least it's for a better movie than the other... what is this magical theater that gives away cool stuff?! We don't get these things here in the wilds of VA Bastards
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Post by NOTtehFACE on Dec 3, 2010 17:05:25 GMT -5
United Artists Regal Stadium 10.
Located at: 3416 Derek Drive Lake Charles, LA 70607
They give Magneto and I cool shit because: Magneto and me dress up for big midnight releases. A big article is up online somewhere with some of the outfits. A lot of people started showing up dressed up for the flick, and it was when Mags showed up to the "Transformers" midnight premiere costumed as Boximus Prime that the theater first gave us free tickets. A splendid feeling it was. Money refunded. Passes forfeited over. Truly inspiring. It was almost like when you first earn money for doing shit you had to do for grandpa for free (don't read in to that last grandpa statement). Like we were gods before men, I tell you! Like gods....before men.
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Post by optronix on Dec 3, 2010 17:08:26 GMT -5
^How close are you to them?
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